New Preseason Map

[Gpig]

At least it's not cobble.

[Gameshot911]

Lol sh!t you can actually SCRIM on dust? there are strats for dust??



Hahah i know dust like the back of my hand..but doing scrim strats on it is....INSANE!!

[masterren]

MikeJ's classic map is back!

[N*-DAnk]

lol dust is so gay

[EastsideKnifeKillah]

masterren wrote..

MikeJ's classic map is back!

You mean DaveJ's ?

[-:Nighthawk:-]

No, he meant MikeJ, because he's new at the realm of mapper jokes, and is trying to imitate some of my fellow comedic geniuses. After all, us veterans know that narby made Dust, and Dave Johnston just hacked it off of his computer and claimed to be the author.



Really now, what respectable mapper would admit to having made Dust? Thus narby saved his reputation, and DaveJ remains the supposed author of Dust, according to the newbs. You'll find this impostor on our site pretty frequently, though... just look for the dancing monkey. Flame him for his evil hacking ways!

Gpig wrote..

At least it's not cobble.

Ah, but don't you remember the classic video of, who was it, X3-Rambo? taking out all 5 enemies in roughly 3 seconds on Cobble? That was the video that got me into CS videos... ahhh, the memories...

[David Johnston]

Hooray! I'm having a wonderful time!

[Bokuho]

NOOOOOO, not bloody Dust, it's the most boring and over-played map in the world *head explodes*

[=StriKer=]

when that online money tournament(i think it was..) with u5 vs 3d

3vs3 for finals.



was pretty sweet, but that was 3vs3 .. lol

dont know what to think. :P

[Supersonic^]

David Johnston wrote..

Hooray! I'm having a wonderful time!

What's this got to do with you? Imposter! Thief! It's MikeJ's map!



Seriously though, I can't stand dust for match play. I mean come on, there's only 2 ways to get to the bombsites. If the T's don't rush, then they're fucked.



dust2 is probably the best map in CS, ever, and MikeJ deserves a medal.. or something.

[David Johnston]

Sweet Zombie Jesus!

Supersonic1425 wrote..

What's this got to do with you? Imposter! Thief! It's MikeJ's map!

I will DESTROY you.

[Deletable_Man]

MIKEJ?! DONT YOU MEAN 3D MIKE?! NASJDhEMEHWOHWHWAHAWHAW

[Pharlap]

-:Nighthawk:- wrote..

Ah, but don't you remember the classic video of, who was it, X3-Rambo? taking out all 5 enemies in roughly 3 seconds on Cobble?

i always see that in clan videos. isnt it because all those "l33t pl4y0rZ" are all lined up in order to maintain a smaller lateral profile? and as they slowly walk (urgh! ..walking) towards the bombsite, a camping CT with his recoil-less colt, steps out from behind a corner and starts spraying at them. since they are all lined up (being l33t), they get anhialated in seconds. and the Ts cant retaliate because their screens are tilted from all the juicy headshots theyre receiving.

[Supersonic^]

David Johnston wrote..

Sweet Zombie Jesus!



I will DESTROY you.

MikeJ will protect me!

[David Johnston]

Supersonic1425 wrote..

MikeJ will protect me!

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. Then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?