Just use the bender models, turn blood off, and make every gun that super-soaker skin for the AWP that was floating around a while back. And voila! You have child-ready CS.
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i think they should put a supersoaker and a tiny squirt gun for a sidearm in normal (aka "mature adult"...Hah!) CS. That would be teh bomb. and a banana knife. And they shouldn't do any damage, it would just be really really humiliating to be banana'ed.
Thank you for your consideration.Comment
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Theres a mod called monkey strike.Comment
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REPENT THE ARSONIST.Comment
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what about paper bags on fire with poop in them as bombs and airsoft guns as .. err .. guns, and george bush as the hostage everyone wants to shoot .. and you get money ! grenades can be fruit, and for the noobie younger ones, one of those leashes(sp?) so you can drag them around ... yep .. you got yourself a game ... or you could always bring sace invaders or frogger backComment
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Mailbag pwned lol
howbout ka_christmastreeclimbcontest for kiddies? :P
My idea for kids is Footballs if you kick hard it costs 65 hp just like nife :P
Soft is 15.
Wahahahah evil idea for me and good f0r kidd0's.Comment
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They should have michael jackson, and he can knife u by sticking his *beep* in your *beep*Comment
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hey u guys lets make a STEAM UPDATES FUND see if you dont donate steam dosent get updated!!!!! *muthereffinawpdelay* ahem secuse me as i was saying who wants to donate!!??Comment
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U should add some teletubies and pokemins (gota catch'em all !!!).. Or even better, teletubies VS pokemon !!! U'nn need to plant the pokeball and save the baby sun (Yeah I love those s***, so fun when you are ... hem, whatever...)Comment
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Thortok2000 wrote..
wow
You could make the game kid-friendly with paintball mode and respawns (that way people don't die, they get set back).
Tone down the violence 'effects', make the guns less realistic (and have them all shoot the same way so there's no difference), and remove the objectives. The buying system is pointless too, it allows people who win to keep winning.
Cel-shade it.
Remove the ability to text message or use microphones and just have the radio calls, with new voices to sound 'happy and upbeat'.
No longer able to play as terrorist. The terrorists are computer-controlled and suck so it's easy to kill them. The game is all about who can kill the most and how fast. (But they aren't really 'killed' because they respawn.)
Remove all maps except dust, dust2, and aztec, without the need for bombsites, and with fewer paths so that people don't get lost on their way to go kill each other. (Think fy_iceworld here.)
Remove the ability to jump, crouch, and to strafe. Enable auto-aim to be a client-side variable, not server-side. Remove the variable for friendly fire, it should be permanently off.
You could 'kidify' any game easily.Comment
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im noyl 10 but i think the kids mailbag has FUkign gay ideasComment
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You didn't have to tell me your ten, I could tell by your spelling.Comment
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This is messed up.... seriously. Good job, rizzuh. And I agree about the spoon. Throw spoons at people, and the get stuck in their eyes, and then they start screaming, and then they have to pull the spoon out, and then they start screaming even more, and then they die from blood loss, and then you could dismember the body and eat it with more spoons and then..... oh, crap, sorry, I was just watching a horror movie. I see some of it must have rubbed off on me
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"add an uncle who isn't allowed to babysit to the Terrorist side"
I lmfao at that one. GJ RizzuhComment
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