mailbag: kids cs

[orphy]

I'm a funny guy.

[Linux]

What the heck, was comment #30, I don't get :-P

[Random_guy]

hes a funny guy

[Boomstick]

MikeJ wrote..

Rizzuh Funny

LOL more like furry am i rite.

[Cmoney]

siidown bommstick!1

[xlokix]

a spoon. genius

[AceR]

great mailbag guys, keep up the good work.

[-:Nighthawk:-]

Anybody else remember that green super-soaker AWP we used to have in the old archives? Somebody convert that sucker and re-submit it, eh? :)

phrzn wrote..

YEAH MARK EAT IT YOU BITCH!!!!

That was definitely the good line from the mailbag, though the uncle reference wasn't bad, and the obligatory reference to kidnapping was present. Your efforts at "guardian" jokes went unnoticed, however.

MikeJ wrote..

a lot of red text

You sir have too much time on your hands.

DocUK wrote..

Shush. And for your information, I have my pilot's license, and I am aware of the phonetic alphabet :)

Yeah, tech support will do that for you too. Or the military, I suppose, but that part is irrelevant to me.

smitjurgen wrote..

Im awaiting the time that they get rid of the m4s' silencer. TEH HORROR ! That would create a storm of people going bananas, and three days later, they'll change it back.

Half of the community would simply decide it was time right then to end their lives. On second thought, please do that. Then again, I might be one of them... :)

[E-HOG]

I'm funnier than #30

[SceTchet]

make it into Lazar tag. Paintball would be nice but would end up looking too much like digitalpaintball. I like paintball, but would think Lazar tag would be the next best thing.

appended @ [time="1084167455"]

right on DogOfWar say it like it is

[Thortok2000]

Edited by [user="152360"] @ [time="1084170191"]

You could make the game kid-friendly with paintball mode and respawns (that way people don't die, they get set back).



Tone down the violence 'effects', make the guns less realistic (and have them all shoot the same way so there's no difference), and remove the objectives. The buying system is pointless too, it allows people who win to keep winning.



Cel-shade it.



Remove the ability to text message or use microphones and just have the radio calls, with new voices to sound 'happy and upbeat'.



No longer able to play as terrorist. The terrorists are computer-controlled and suck so it's easy to kill them. The game is all about who can kill the most and how fast. (But they aren't really 'killed' because they respawn.)



Remove all maps except dust, dust2, and aztec, without the need for bombsites, and with fewer paths so that people don't get lost on their way to go kill each other. (Think fy_iceworld here.)



Remove the ability to jump, crouch, and to strafe. Enable auto-aim to be a client-side variable, not server-side. Remove the variable for friendly fire, it should be permanently off.



You could 'kidify' any game easily.

[daniel88c]

that game almost sounds like DMC

[Supersonic^]

lol



hilarious, especially when you just ignore the second page of the comments. It's as if you were too lazy to read them so you just predicted what they were saying and took a guess at a reply

[Harthorn]

i think cs is dying.. noooo!!!!!

[WiLD^CarD]

you make me smile. lets make babies