Bitsfest

[CSN NewsBot]

At midnight, Little Jimmy suddenly rose out of his bunkbed due to an immense lack of nutritious newsbits. His stomach groaned, as he inched one by one on the tip of his toes to pilfer some of those delectable bits. As the distant echo of his parents snoring was heard, Little Jimmy grabbed a few newsbits in the kitchen. Before he knew it, Little Jimmy's mother came and spotted him...

• fido's revenge, known for their interesting cs tactics and guides, released a new strategy for de_train. if you want to polish your skills, or possibly pick up a few tips, gain knowledge through here.
  
  
  
  
• weapon-hacks have released a new skinpack that features high poly weapon models, and brand new hand textures which replace the defaults. this 1.6 compatible conversion pack looks great and offers variety, so its best to check this pack out right now!
  
  
  
  
• hltoolz has released its final and last version of this popular fps tweaking program. if you haven't upgraded by this point, do so now by clicking here!
  
  
  
  
• gamer.tv has released a video detailing what it is to be a manager of a counter-strike team. it seems a good deal of the video was shot in this year's cpl tournament, so get over and watch this informative video.
  
  
  
  
• cscentral has another "cs picture contest" where the funniest edited screenshot will win the coveted prize of plain fame. if you feel you have what it takes to win, check for all the details.
  
  
  
  
• cyberathlete professional league along with compaq has announced the winner of the $3,000 x09 gaming tower pc giveaway prize to phillip brian hall from texas. if you have entered this giveaway and came empty handed, cry on your way over here.

Little Jimmy was paralyzed with fear, but his mother also sneaked in the kitchen for the bits as well. Together they wolfed down every last newsbit in delight, until that is the shocked father came in...

[CSN NewsBot]

Bitsfest

So there I was, battling ferocious demons scratching to their hearts content at my precious face like I regularly do, when it occurred to me that I haven't posted a fresh session of newsbits for quite some time. Well, 93 stitches and 3 empty bottles of Sunny D (what all the hip, cool, and "in" kids drink instead of that nasty soda) later, here we are!

• E-Sports Entertainment Association has an excellent writeup of the 5 best American teams competing in this year's Winter CPL, and their chances of taking it all. Each team profile in said article has a thorough overview of all the players and how they contribute to the group as a whole. Read all about it.
  
  
  
  
• Comics and Counter-Strike. Is there any better combination in existence? If you don't think so, you may want to check out Tim Clinard's latest strip from his "Counter-Toon" series. In addition, Corey McDaniel's "My So-Called Half-Life" comicstrip has been featured by our friends over at Half-Life Fallout.
  
  
  
  
• Amped Gaming News gives insight to the recent findings of the conflicting schedules between ESWC and CPL. Click here to read up.
  
  
  
  
• Complexity Clan has announced the creator of Clanwars, Daniel Frome aka The_Family_God, and Glen Lane aka Boomerman from Team Sportscast Network, have teamed up to bring CPL coverage. Thus, be on the lookout for plenty of videos, interviews, and possibly other surprises. Expect some great work!

Never drink and post newsbits.

[aK|penzsnap]

Within twelve hours DchozN is at it again. The intervals are increasing, the revolution is beginning aHHH!H!!!!!!!!!! You all know what this means.



To the batmobile!



On another note de_train's been my favourate map since I started playing nearly a year ago. Not that anybody cares I just figured I'd like to say that.



I've never got around to using HLTooLz, 100 fps pleases me enough .



Oh yeah for the next newsbits make the name something like nets of biws.

[I2o[G]uE TacT-X]

im going to sue csn cause they made me 300lbs overweight from all these newbits!!!!

[nickelback21]

sneaked=snuck?

[BBG]

Anyone trying to register on weapon-hacks, you have to add /whacked/html/ BEFORE the modules.php...etc link, or else you'll get a 404 error.

[Spedmaster]

God, that sounds like a build-up to a very very very wrong porno.

[netcatch]

lol these newsbits stories r getting sad

[ma_cherie]

I love you, DchozN.

[Blood_Shot]

great hi-poly pack and good strats for train.

[Buddah]

Some pretty basic common sense strats for train. Cover your teammates' asses and your own.

[Relica Religia]

The pack is great.....if you want my tweaked version of the sounds, just ask.

[Deletable_Man]

Edited by [user="34741"] @ [time="1068272995"]

Those train strats are about as helpful as using a floorhack (yeah so you could see through floors).



Wait, wait that sucked lemme try again!



Those train strats are about as helpful as big ass wings and green lights and stickers are for honda civics.



That was better :)



In other words, THEY AREN'T HELPFUL :X



EDIT: Woo I can't spell "strats" correctly among OTHER things!!1

[Mr. T]

yuck, deadmeat compilage D:

[bullet_head]

Mr. T wrote..

yuck, deadmeat compilage D:

I'm using parts of the pack and all that I've seen is top notch.