New ESEA Instructor

[CSN NewsBot]

The E-Sports Entertainment Association has added a new Counter-Strike instructor to their company.

I'd like to welcome our latest Counter-Strike instructor, Jonny "Ph33R" Schwan, from teams such as J1N, GX, and most recently, Forsaken. Ph33R is a monster with rifles and is also very experienced at playing a variety of positions on nearly every map. He has a flexible schedule and will be available to do instant lessons on a regular basis.



Also, shaGuar and sunman are currently inactive from teaching for a bit due to busy schedules, expect them back soon though.

The ESEA specializes in giving CS lessons for a marginal fee. All of the instructors are professional gamers so they know what they're doing. Head on over to their site to find out how you too can be cal-i.



Thanks for the submission Noldster!

[AceR]

" Head on over to their site to find out how you too can be cal-i. "



i wish

[stinkey diver]

what nerd would go to a class that teaches you how to play cs. id go.

[Noldster]

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Ahahaha, finally! I submit so much, and finally get my name on something.

[Jet Li]

the guys gettin cash i presume, not check.

[renesisX]

hahaha, Professional Gamer?!! hahaha CS Instructor? HAHAHAHAHA



That's like calling someone who works at McDonald's a Food Engineer.

[lopinboy]

Pfft... Cal-i.... no skill in that... I wanna be Pub-i!

[Buddah]

I'll try barter skills for this. You give me CS lessons, you're computer, internet connection, and free reign to take what ever from your fridge and I won't beat the ever loving holy hell out of you.

[superm0nk]

Buddah wrote..

I'll try barter skills for this. You give me CS lessons, you're computer, internet connection, and free reign to take what ever from your fridge and I won't beat the ever loving holy hell out of you.

This might have something to do with your horrible skills with women.

[Seven`]

*Shakes head*



With so-called "esports" I thought that was about as serious as the CS community could go. Now there are classes to teach how to play a game? Give me a break. The CS community is turning into one big joke. I just hope it isn't something that's contagious and spreads to other games.



Don't bother trying to flame me asshats, I'm outta this bitch.

[Solid Snake 88]

The ESEA is by far the most pathetic thing I have ever seen. Pro gamers? CS instructors? Dear god, take me now.

[maxime]

ESEA teachers need to get their sorry asses off welfare.



ESEA guy #1 : Guys, let's start some kind of website where we will teach people how to play cs!



ESEA guy #2: Yes!! We'll be gazillionnaires!!

[entRo]

ph33r called me a hacker :\



Can't understand why you'd pay for lessons. A CAL-im player can teach you pretty much everything you need to know, after that it's all individual talent. Someone can show you how to aim, doesn't mean you'll end up having good aim.

[Pharlap]

renesisX wrote..

That's like calling someone who works at McDonald's a Food Engineer.

:P