HBO's CS

[CSN NewsBot]

Hmm? Was that a typo?!?! Well I guess it is, considering Real Time CS has nothing to do with the HBO show Real Time with Bill Maher! What a hilarious mistake for one to make.



Real Time CS is a mod that combines the older versions of CS with the newer ones. Presumably, CS 1.5 is a turn-based game and this Real Time CS mod is some sort of Command and Conquer revolution in the genre! Hopefully not as bad as CS-Classic, Real Time CS doesn't have a site. Only a FilePlanet download location accompanies this mod's release.



Apparently the mod was made by Christian. Or made by a Christian. Be sure to tell us in the comments if the mod is any good or not!

[*Vamp*]

I don't even know what HBO is, so I don't get half the jokes there. I'm guessing it some american TV station. Bah. English TV is better. We get 3 year-old re-runs of Friends at 11 in the morning. Woohoo. Yay for us.





I want Sky...... damn.



Anyway, yet another CS spin-off.......hmm.......I think I'll give it a miss *goes back to arsing about with Anna Kournikova's head and various *cough*erm, 'pictures' in Photoshop*



^_^

[MrFelix]

but they arent lesbian pictures now are they? see im like jamie oliver with rhetorics. that means im a dick.



british tv is shit though. i dont watch it. i just know about all the b/c/d/e/f-list celebrities that get thrown in our faces like we actually care. you know the phrase 15 minutes of fame? 4 songs that become "famous" because theyre "good": just over 3 minutes each. oh look. /points to um.. i.wish.i.was.alternative.numetal.pop, i.wish.i.was.a.11.yr.old.girl.pop, *.pop,/



wait. back to tv.

and cs.

you see i had this idea back in the day of aq2, during a nice little dead period. we should put aq2 on tv. so we can watch a bunch of 'charismatic', dry (brain?)dead people talking.



then someone stole my idea, called it big brother



and cus i put awkward line breaks in, i can call this poetry. and cus this site is based in america, that probably means if you quote it i can sue you for theft. yay america. wait i cant say that i'll get sued for discrimination. wait i cant say that either. ill get sued for negligence cus i didnt state what groups. wait i cant say that cus i said groups and thats sexual



that reminds me, on kilroy this morning there was this issue about "i want my partner to change the way they look".

women were supported when men criticised them

the only man who was being implicated (for wearing shorts, of all the fickle things) was viciously smacked down like an erection during a speech on tv. except if it was on big brother, cus then nobody would actually care.

what i meant to say was... cs is old anyway, why bother modding it. be more technophilic.

[*Vamp*]

O_o



Well done that man. Good rant there. Yes. Have a medal.

[xlokix]

i dont want to download it just because its only available at fileplanet



ahh found a better download location



http://gamefiles.blueyonder.co.uk/bluey...mecsbeta1.exe

no more 30 min wait at fileplanet :)

[2003]

wtf is that guy talkin about

[xlokix]

what "guy"

[*Vamp*]

god knows.

[N*-DAnk]

is it any good ?

[2003]

i meant mrfelix



that 'guy' is talkin about british television?



plz

[xlokix]

i tried it and its not much different from cs classic and there are no servers to play in, my advice: dont download it

[lockhart]

xlokix wrote..

i tried it and its not much different from cs classic and there are no servers to play in, my advice: dont download it

Ehhhhhhhh dude whats with that big red scrolling BAN ME under the big-font TROLL?

All you admins should like... make those notices take up less space, so that his 2-sentence comments don't have big "Look at this train crash" signs.

Oh yeah, 1.5 IS turn based, it takes 2 turns to jump! Ha Ha Ha, I am the so funny.

Seriously, all CS needs is for the netcode to be improved. Anyone who has played UT knows what I'm talking about; it's amazing to see bullets hit the thing that you shot them at.

[*Vamp*]

Yep, the UT netcode is amazing. I woulda stuck with UT (I used to be very, VERY good at it), but it got boring after the year+ I was playing it, and CS poses more of a challange. Still, you can't beat the UT netcode. Ping makes almost no differenace at all in UT.

[Spartibus]

*Vamp* wrote..

Yep, the UT netcode is amazing. I woulda stuck with UT (I used to be very, VERY good at it), but it got boring after the year+ I was playing it, and CS poses more of a challange. Still, you can't beat the UT netcode. Ping makes almost no differenace at all in UT.

Zeroping isnt apart of the netcode, k. it's a shitty plugin. if you're lagging in any game, it will make a difference.



aside from that, cs has perfectly fine 'netcode'. i dont know about you guys but my shots always hit unless im lagging, which is rarely.

[orion]

rizzuh if you didn't have the power to ban me, I'd tell you how much your joke sucked. ;o