mailbag: life without cs

[Vassily]

life without cs...i'd play more BF. hmm. and swear at my comp less i suppose.

NZ Army uses the AUG too just in case anyone cares, & it doesn't act @ all like the cs version. >_>



PS i liked that movie, go riz!

[TheSpookyChicken]

"Okay I've seen some typos, but gragds?"



So tru

[orphy]

sixletter wrote..

Life without CS and this site would be called Rainbow Six nation.



Rainbow Six was King before Counter-Strike came out.

No, UT > RS. To the max.

[kerosine99]

orphy wrote..

What?

i was thinking of that move even before rizz gave it away. i didnt see the movie, but i think the premise was that he has a life without money, but he thinks money leads to happiness, and then he sees what his life is like when he's a rich mofo, but hes not happy at all. so he wants to go back to his old life. or something.



it's something like that old movie where the guy strikes out as a kid in the championship baseball game and it changes his life. he becomes less successful, and wishes he could have hit the ball, so he drinks this "magic milk" at the bar (hey, i didnt write the damn movie) and then he's got this other life, where he's rich and successful but cold and unhappy, and he wants his old life back. so this is also like the premise of a singular life-changing event, ie. starting to play counterstrike. i forget what this movie was called, any help? i think the actor was like john belushi or something.



side note, i think i'm insane.

[mouth]

Apparently it was necessary to pull the reigns back on "shit", despite the fact that i still post here. If you're not going to have a problem exposing children to these mailbag comments time after time, then i don't think there's a real need for self-restraint. Free Mumia.



Isn't it kind of time for the mailbag to be retired anyway? After CP, the whole thing's become even more obsolete. Why not just let these fucksticks post this crap in the forum and save yourself the trouble?

[Unreal Dante]

orphy wrote..

No, UT > RS. To the max.

Yeah, w00t to that. Of course, UT2k3 just rocks and I downloaded a fun mod called Faceoff.



Mouth: Whole point of the mailbag is for laughs and I sure got quite a few this round. Sorry to see you have no sense of humor or are just bitter through and through.

[Re-call]

If i never played counter-strike, i wouldn't instictivly try to hit 3 whenever i try to hurry somewhever.

[orphy]

UT2k3 r0x0rs. The graphics are awesome, and the gameplay is fast and in your face. It's nice to go to when you're bored of CS. Great alternative.

[asspennies]

kerosine99 wrote..

i forget what this movie was called, any help? i think the actor was like john belushi or something.

The movie in question is "Mr. Destiny," and I hope you feel dirty for bringing it up. I certainly need a shower just after thinking about it. Ughhh.

[BlackKnight]

Cool I'm a comedic genious! And I'm white, rizzuh.

[therobmancometh]

life without cs... i'd use computers with a purpose a productive purpose at that. i'd also have more freetime to do... well... other cs like things

[pinkassmonkey]

dis all sounds lyk sum oompaloompa excitement

[DarkViper311]

rizzuh flamed me.ive waited my whole life for this.i am a happy man now.

[Cheesyleps]

The SA80 may be the 2nd most accurate rifle or whatever. Its also the most easily jammable gun in the world :)



It only works normally in 'European' conditions (much like our challenger tanks). Oh and when it isnt muddy...... so not good even for european conditions. Takes a whole lot of lovin that rifle

[sixletter]

Well anyways Counter-strike is more or less like an Arcade version of Rainbow Six...no offense.