mailbag: cpl

[rizzuh]

[BH]NuclearTeddyBear wrote..

My favorite is "Microsoft Works".

Hahah that was funny when someone else posted it a few comments ahead of yours.

[mugwamp]

anothered oxymoron would be "skilled cheater"

[cheetarah654]

yeah good mailbag. ive yet to read one i dont like. and i guess the cpl hasnt gotten to me yet because im looking forward to the winter one already.

[NuclearTeddyBear]

rizzuh wrote..

Hahah that was funny when someone else posted it a few comments ahead of yours.

Oops. I was so happy that I could post a somewhat humorous comment I didn't bother to read the last few posts.

[oReiLLZ]

KhAoS wrote..

to many good CS players. ya whenever theres too many good ppl at a sport they quit that sport. wtf are u on getalife?

I love comments like these because they make me feel smart. Then again I also jump for joy when they have "Below 12" week on Jeopardy.



"Canada can't do well" at the CPL because there's probably only a thousand people in the country that play CS. And about twelve-hundred that own a PC.

[Gaill.arD]

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f. wrote..

WTF are u on? The "American Dream Team wins" wins the olympics every year. And no Canada team won cpl. It was Sweden(gj to 1st~ tho). Man you need to check up on stuff before your post.

That's what he was saying, WE get owned in CS, us Canadians.



Although most Canadians I know are amazing at CS, especially in Ottawa and Toronto... and the Quebecers.



Re-read his message and what he said. He said we SUCK at everything we invent, except hockey.



Canadians invented Basketball but canadians suck at it.

Gooseman (a canadian) basically invented CS, but canadians supposedly suck at it cause no Canadians won the CPL.



(That's cause the GOOD canadian clans like Canadian Bacon, and [.CA] weren't even IN the CPL as far as I can see. And most good Canadian players go solo, if the canadian clans worked together to put together one team to enter in the CPL together of our best CS players, we'd probably own



Or if the clans just bothered to enter the CPL.



Anyway, yay Canada!

oReiLLZ wrote..

I love comments like these because they make me feel smart. Then again I also jump for joy when they have "Below 12" week on Jeopardy.



"Canada can't do well" at the CPL because there's probably only a thousand people in the country that play CS. And about twelve-hundred that own a PC.

Um, think again.



According to the 2001 CIA world fact book, there are 12.28 MILLION internet users in Canada, and that Statistic is from 1999, I heard that in the last 2 years, the number of users in Ontario alone increased by alot.



And that's just Internet Users.

We get more Immigrants a year then you claim use the internet, our population grows more from Immigration then birth rate apparently.

A higher % of Canada's population use the internet then Americans. Of course there's still more Americans online because even if the % is smaller, there's alot more of you.

We're all geeks



There are also PLENTY of canadian cs players, most servers I go on, I say I'm canadian and 2 other people will say they are too or they have Canadian CS players as friends.

Everyone in the world plays CS



Canada has alot of CS players and AMAZING clans, they all just don't bother entering the CPL.



Especially the French Clans in Quebec, and Canadian bacon and [.ca]. They could do decently in the CPL.



Most Canadian players also Solo or join American clans.



You Americans, I love you all I'm not suprised by the ignorance of Canada though.



I mean why should we be any more important then like Pakistan. They can't complain that you don't know that they're bigger then you think.



Canada is not some poor country, most of our provinces are exactly like your States, we have major cities and everything.



And well over 1000 of us play CS.



I'm very Pro America myself, but if I was a yankee hating bastard like alot of canadians I know, this would be a very long and immature flame.



We're not like European countries at all. Think of us as Alot like the USA but with only 11 states, but REALLY big states.



Because the UN has even voted Canada the best place to live over the United States 8 years in a row because we ARE a first world nation too, and one of the most Multi-cultural countries there are.



Anyway sorry if I offended anyone here, I like Americans and I don't blame you for ignorance about our country.



I'm ignorant towards almost every country I haven't been forced to do a major project on in school or something.



Lastly, Canada is just as High tech as the United States



The average person CAN afford a 1.5ghz machine with a good 64 meg radeon, etc..



And broadband is apparently faster here and only $40 canadian, which is almost $20 american.



Yay for very cheap 100-300k/s, 50 pings and no download cap yet.



Although one ISP started restricting people to 5 gigs a month.

Again, still for $40 canadian

[Kayozz]

im canadian so I fall under the title of 'canuck' but I will stand up for my brothers in america (the yanks) and give a comment or two..



eurotrash is a waste of time.

thats my two cents.

[p!ge0n]

oo it's turned into happy fun canada time weeeee...canada owns at hockey along witht the czech republic, as i mentioned before. oh, and canada probably MOST of the us in pretty much everything...i am biased against anyone who doesnt live on the west coast, a canada border, or the northeastern u.s....and i don't believe in proper english so bleh...oo and by pretty much everything i mean stuff like living conditions,cs, some sports (hockey!!), and acedemics. again, this ownage does include the northeast, any canadian bordering states (exluding montana), the west coast, and possibly hawaii and alaska. all the other i do not like because the people there smell funny..i am tired so make your best attempt to undestand the stuff i just wrote...



edit: austin powers was pretty grand

[Gaill.arD]

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Look what I started



Edit: Someone send firewood, my igloo is getting too cold



Btw

http://www.icomm.ca/emily/

You people might find it funny, Americans or Canadians.

According to it,

"Coke and Pepsi use real sugar instead of corn syrup. (in canada)"

Hehehe

[p!ge0n]

incredulous,skeptic

[The Who?]

rap music, Civil War, business ethics, pretty ugly, religious tolerance, freezer burn, and lastly, Postal Service.

[EagL]

heres an oxymoron



Microsoft Works

lol shit someone already posted that ^^

lol shit someone already posted that ^^

lol shit that showed up twice

[gluestick]

you guys wanna know my fav oxymoron?



this ones clever i thought of it myself...microsoft works! its even funnier cuz its already a program...



i should get a medal



"dont hate the playas, hate the game"

[])3@6][_3-Saint]

oReiLLZ wrote..

"Canada can't do well" at the CPL because there's probably only a thousand people in the country that play CS. And about twelve-hundred that own a PC.

alright bitch don't go there office glen just died and the whole country in mourning right now

and yay i own a pc guess im rich

[dRage]

I'm looking for one-word summaries, not articles, in the comments. Don't ruin my life.