why i still suck

[newbie punching bag]

yea that's wad I did...I jumped, I shoot my pistol, I die...

[HeLL!X]

l)rAg-0n wrote..

LoL iam 12 and yes i do have a high pitched voice put none the less ill own u all!!!!!!!!!!!1111



(some kids I know, who I find nerds, still like PUKEmon!) ahem are u serious AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH

Yes, just yesterday in one of my extra clases, there was some faggot playing that pokecrap on his gameboy! what a sissy shit!

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KTF wrote..

just think of it this way... 12 year olds can't buy geforce 2's, 3's, or 4's... unless they're spoiled brats... where as, ppl wit jobs can =)

Fuck you I bought a geforce 2 gravity card myself and i'm 12... I also had o pay for half of my drum set ($850)... And I'm not a spoiled brat so lick my sweaty nutsacck asshole (I'm 12 years old).

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kookoohead wrote..

nice article!!! indeed



i always hte those 12 years that have ego like mountain.Probably the teacher have to teach him sum manner.



Be polite to an older man KID you don't know who do you mees into!!!

HahahahHAHAHAHahahHAAAAAAAAAAA
AA!!!



Man your a pretty fucking stupid idiot! I'm 12 and I can speak better english than you!



Hint: FOR OTHER IDIOTS LIKE HIM, USE THE SPELL CHECK. HAHA!!!

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sliskibiskus wrote..

It must be sad to suck so hard. I have always been good at all games so i dont know the feeling :). And I also hate all 12-yeared old boys that sound like elves, but at least I kick their asses in cs.

Fuck.... I always get in trouble in class 'cause the teachers can only hear my voice 'cause it's deep.... Man everyone else has a little gay elf voice and a tinny dick...

[GTX Belvedere]

Amen brother, I feel your pain. I have been playing for some time now and I as well have seen my skills get soaked up by the same sponge. Just wanted you to know you are not alone. And episode II was good for one reason, Natalie Portman is HOT!!! lol....gg

[Bogardon]

lol now u make me feel a lot bettah ass penny

[-adrenaline-]

hehe nice article...its funny...about the 9 yr olds...

[Antelmo!]

know what i love? i love it when a new version of CS comes out, and i kick ass for a few days. but then when i read about a new version of OGC, or whatever assmaster program these tards use, comes out and then EVERYONE on EVERY server starts kickin my ass with like.. 40-1 ratios. and then when i say anything about it, i'm a "noob". i've been playin since beta 5. i'm not a "noob". i just suck. but damn.. i don't suck THAT bad...

[buzzice]

Great article bro! And I agree with anyone younger than 16 playing CS....wtf are the parents thinking? Runing around with weapons killing the hell out of things is not exactly rated PG13, sooner or later some 10 year old will bring his daddy's P228 to school and try to find a bombsite.

[ZeAl0t]

i suk on 56k........ i lag so much.

there was this on T in italy was hiding behind the door(near the barrel where u jump on the barrel then on the door then up more to camp somewhere up there). he was facing the other way so i went full auto on him and he got one shot off of me b4 he died.

and in awp_map i managed to get across(cuz i suk at awping) and knifed this one guy and he managed to switch to pistol and kill me god i lag.

and i never hit with a m3 i run upclose and shoot em i died and there is no shot record.



on somedays im good tho. most days im bad. 19-53 awp_map ; ) 61-60 iceworld ; )god i suk.

my best record was 50-20 at my lan place.

im ranked 1455 1/2 : ) mwahahahahaha.

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Tha Easts|daZ wrote..

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU ALL WANT ABOUT 12 YEAR OLDS..



IM 12 AND I OWN UR ASSES..



MY NAME IS |uY| n e O n OF AUSTRALIA AND I USED TO BE RANKED 1456 IN THE WORLD... FUCK YOU 12 YEAR OLD HATERS OUT THERE..



REMEMBER U WERE ONCE 12 YEAR OLDS.. ARGH.. OLDSCHOOL CRAP ASSES



ANYWAY.... ITS TRUE.. SKILLS HAVE BEEN LOST - ESPECIALLY 1.4



I DONT BLAME YOU ASWELL..



JUMPING INCLUDES TACTICAL ADVANTAGE.. GOOD BYE...



1.3 STILL OWNS......

ass

[GingerNinja]

Oh, man - how I laughed at this article. And then I wept. I wept for my skills that seem to have diminished since I stopped playing for 2 hours a night, 7 days a week that I did before my son was born.



Do I go into public servers now? Yes, and I find my ass being handed to me on a big shiny platter as often as it does when I attempt to play UT/TFC/Q3 on any public server - games that I never touch because I cannot get into them online due to my general suckiness.



Am I a newbie I hear you scream!?? No I am not - I've been playing CS for just over 2 years and in my time have even been a Clan Leader, so I am experienced. What phases me so much is that I can load up MOHAA or JK2 or even a PODBot game of CS and be just fine. Go online and I start to suck - is it that people just throw me off my game now? Am I simply out of practise? What was the point of my post? You decide.

[Mobius.]

heh, heh, I would like to thank asspennies and all other people with a pathetic K/D ratio

it provides me with a very good K/D ratio (ecept when playing vs a clan or people who use microphones, :P)

[Hayze]

Well i just found this post because really I never have visited the grand site of csnation. I saw some post that said his friend brags all the time that he is god..if he only knew how everyone said that! I have a group of friends that play CS and we always agrue who is the actual best player. Believe me they are all really good some of them were here for the first version everyone sucked miserably till the upgrades came and soon the egos grew. One of our friends who will remain nameless moved away just when he got into a CAL I clan and about a week later he moves to missourri and on his way there he finds out that his clan no longer exists..to point out the cruel and unusual fates that happen in CS.

[warp]

Im 12 years and the first time i played CS was when I was 8 years old... But then I didnt really get it. But then when I was 9-10 years I started playing. I rocked everyone! But It was 1 thing, ok 2 things... 56Kbps and money... All my friends got CS and Broadband and after a while they rocked my ass, with new computers and shit but now Im back! Broadband and shit I've got it all! I said it and I ment it: I'LL BE BACK!



sh33p

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Im not going to scream even if I am an Elf Boy. Yes, Im 12 but I dont walk around and say ''fuck u i rule hahaha''... Thats not my thing. All Elf Boys dont do that! My fucked up friends do that and if som1 say ¨I rule u¨ and I glock that guy the I will LOL him as much as I can but thats payback. Well see ya on the servers with 1.5 bcause im going in!



sh33p (Elf Boy if u want that = ) )

[Mofo_Chink69]

Tha Easts|daZ wrote..

WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU ALL WANT ABOUT 12 YEAR OLDS..



IM 12 AND I OWN UR ASSES..



MY NAME IS |uY| n e O n OF AUSTRALIA AND I USED TO BE RANKED 1456 IN THE WORLD... FUCK YOU 12 YEAR OLD HATERS OUT THERE..



REMEMBER U WERE ONCE 12 YEAR OLDS.. ARGH.. OLDSCHOOL CRAP ASSES



ANYWAY.... ITS TRUE.. SKILLS HAVE BEEN LOST - ESPECIALLY 1.4



I DONT BLAME YOU ASWELL..



JUMPING INCLUDES TACTICAL ADVANTAGE.. GOOD BYE...



1.3 STILL OWNS......

STFU!!!



u and ur whining, we're all sick of ur crap so like i said before... shut the fuck up!!! (incase u n00bie didn't know what "stfu" means)

[Scavenger]

Lol.... gotta love all these noobs. Anyways heres a question for most of them out there... Are you all deft??? I mean seriously, i got banned so many times because some admin idiot just runs towards me. So i hide behind a box and pop out and kill him. Then i get blame for "cheating" cause i knew he was coming... Oh yeah, one last thing... if you guys ain't sure if someone cheats don't fucking ban.. just kick!

Great article by the way!

[M0nSteR]

ok...but i ownz j00. If you dont like C-S anymore wtf r u playing it still?



Good post btw