zimzap wrote..You actually made a funny joke!
YOU DON'T THINK? THATS AN UNDERSTATEMENT
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HAPPY 17th May, ALL VIKINGS ! (norwegians duh :))
I'm sleeping late tomorrow =)Comment
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This article sux. The only advantage of the suppressed M4 is that it is, well, suppressed. However, that makes it much, much easier to take out an opponent, because he can't always hear your shots. Also, since when have any of the assautl rifles been hard to control? It would have been smarter to right a Glock guide or a G3SG1/SG550 guide...Comment
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I like this article because it is the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help Barney the purple dinosaur.
Let us all frolick in the wild lillies and fields of green green grasses and asses.
asdfh;l9-Comment
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I think my favorite part was "full automatic will get yourself killed easily which means death. "
No... getting killed means death?!? So THAT'S why nobody dies when I click on them in spectator mode...
The other real gem of knowledge being passed out... "The silence feature will improve your aim and lower down your recoil a bit, but it will fire fast bullets and weak shots to an enemy"
Not even going to comment on the improved aim/lower recoil myth, but now I know my other problem! My bullets from my unsilenced M4A1 aren't going FAST enough! Maybe if I put on the silencer, my "weak shots" will go faster, so they'll get there before my opponent's bullets get to me... lol.
Funny stuff, heh, thanks for pointing it out asspennies. :)Comment
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nemetiss wrote..
I am sleeping with chick(s) tomorrow.
HAPPY 17th May, ALL VIKINGS ! (norwegians duh :))
I'm sleeping late tomorrow =)Comment
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this weapon guaranties a someone getting smacked down to the ground baby
I liked that line the best. The m4 leads to infanticide, huh?Comment
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M00 wrote..
ROFLMAO!
nemetiss wrote..
HAPPY 17th May, ALL VIKINGS ! (norwegians duh :))
I'm sleeping late tomorrow =)
I am sleeping with chick(s) tomorrow.Comment
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The saddest part is that newbies are going to read this and do what it says. My favorite part was the aiming. Seriously this is suppost to be an advanced guide yet it is just wrong. Did a little comparasion to the CS nation guides and they are obviously better. Might want to change the mp5 being most used. I don't have stats but I bet ak is most used then colt.Comment
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zimzap why do you keep making a fool of yourself? anyways on to my comment, time for me to get in on the fun :-D. I love this part...Ohh yes you think its that easy, well don't get to lucky his one junior!. Paintaince is the word I'm defining here...
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Oh christ that was funny, I had skipped over this earlier today and only looked back on it now. At first I was thinking that english was the second language of the author, but it looks like its just some kid who was trying to make good on his writing skills for that next book report he has to turn in.
I also love their current poll, which is simply; CS 1.4 or 1.3, and the answers; CS 1.4 and CS 1.3. Yes I know (or at least I'm assuming) they are referring to which is "better", but the lack of explanation is still pretty funny.Comment
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Edited by [user="1322"] @ [time="1021609123"]
this article is almost as bad as my last one!!!!The Physics of Rifles - By Impulse
Well that includes my article based on Counter-Strike's Rifles.Comment
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How can someone write so bad in English? Or in any other language for that part...I'm 28 years old and I am from Roumania, but i live in Sweden. Learned English only by reading some StarWars pockets about 4-5 years ago. English is my third language and i still write better than tht dude that wrote that stupid article.Comment
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Edited by [user="1322"] @ [time="1021611392"]G'Bariel wrote..
What'ya gonna pick?!?!
StarWars pockets
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that was funny shit. the kid in charge of the page is like 12 so im sure he is hiring his schoolmates. i dont think "implulse" even went back and re-read what he wrote. also his tips were the same for all the guns just worded differently. he could have summed the whole thing up like this (in impulse style): "Use the unsilence and silence and with the ak and aug and SIG COMMANDO just duck and im stressing duck, aim at the head andshoot three and 4 times and strafe while nemesis bangs into ground" basically aim and shoot but dont auto. fuck./Comment
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