de_comrade update

[gRyPhOn]

this mailbag has almost noothing on de_comrade. THere is more about hacks and monkeys.........which is fin3 with me

[slackiller]

we want comrade.

go n@rby,go n@rby.this thread was reopened in countermap.pretty funny.

freon looks saweet!

[-Aragorn]

Actually, I have hacked HL. The only person to do so.



Therefore MikeJ is dead wrong.



I can make players float up in the air, strip off their clothes, turn into monkeys, do some physco monkey break dancing, strap on jet packs, and fly around with their limbs failing around wildly. I then turn them into chickens. These chickens then climb over each other (in the air) pecking. Then they flap their wings and fly back down while covered in glowing bubbles of pink goo. There they turn into (those annoying tiny yipping) dogs and run around humping the hostages' legs. Finally, I turn them into mad killer cows. And these aren't your ordinary bovines. They can suddenly turn into dumpsters and throw rotton and peeled bannanas and hobos at you. After this escapade they turn into rats and start to worship me (like the one's in as_forest! w00t!). I then tear out their livers and sexually molest those juicy, attractive, yummy rat livers. Once this is over, I turn them into real life minature models of rizzuh. I pull out my knife and gash into them and slowly peel out their internal organs, and use them as toilet paper (the janitors in cs_militia suck!).



The next round I turn everyone in minature giant space hamsters. Nex...nah, I'll let you use your imagination ;-)/



I've gone 164817652623821873457234-0 with my hack. Eat that myg0t! Hah! Mwahaha! AHAHHAH! AHDGAHSHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAH! i pwn everyone. kthx.

[Shifty_Eyes]

Minsc was the best part of Baldurs Gate, hands down.

[-Aragorn]

Minsc and Boo...best two people/hamsters EVER!