mailbag: haikus

[P@nsy R@nger]

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True becos I live in Singapore.... where Japans rules everything....



Japanese foodstalls, Japanese sex toys ( WTF?!), we even have A SHOPPING MALL dedicated to JAPANESE STUFF, WE EVEN HAVE A JAPANESE CONDOM SHOP for all condoms japanese.



I live in a surban heartland area and HELL, 1 swing of my eyes I can count 2 - 3 japanese speciality food shops, not menetioning the supermarkets as well...



The JAPS ARE OVERRUNNING SINGAPORE, CONQUERING US, JUST LIKE WHEN THEY DID IN 1942, BUT THIS TIME USING A CULTURAL SHOCK!!!! ( did i mention we worship jap idols who probably dont even know where Singapore is and stuff like Hello Kitty ) [ I agree with the idols part though, they are really shit hot, hotter than most asian ladies but hot ladies from THE LAND THE RISING SUN tend to be pornstars....]



I AM GOING MAD.....EVERYONE IS GOING MAD, WE EVEN SPEAK SOME JAPANESE NOW ....WATASHIWA.......NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I SHOULD NOT BE SPEAKING JAP.....................AhrgH



MY HEAD !!!!!!!!!!!!!! WE (singaporeans) ARE BECUMING THEIR SLAVES, AND FUFILLING THEIR 1942 PROHENCY..............

[NuclearTeddyBear]

Wow... we are not a poetic bunch. You spelled "neutral" wrong rizzuh. I'm a nerd.

[M00]

I made it into the mailbag!

Woooooo!



Guys, I was in Japan for a month last year, and it is pretty neat. It takes forever to learn the subway, because everything is written in Kangi characters, which all look the same, but the people are cool, and if you are tall and blonde, you stand out a lot.



Regardless, I am still in the mailbag and that makes me feel cool. :)



Rock.



-M00

[alex`]

i went to chinatown last year

[Coolguy423]

Damnit! STFU about where its best to live :P USA is fine by me, and Japan is cool, but who really cares?? If you do.. uhh.. then... yeah.. .. :\

[Jsunu]

^um no

[alex`]

exactly

[ZeNiTH]

*sigh* im disapointed on the lack of comments about the haiku's rizzuh =(

[Coolguy423]

bleh

[cheetarah654]

ill tell you why japan r0Xx



ANIME.



without my life would be pointless. even CS doesnt reach the magnitude of awesomeness that anime does. i wish i lived somewhere in which i could see japanese people all over.



ranger i shall now begin stalking you

[Jsunu]

Evangelion Rulez!!!!



Nothing like a whiny brat surrounded by hot anime girls and fights with giant robots

[cheetarah654]

eva does rock. you seen the movie, the end of evangelion? so damn good

[puffycloud]

JaPaN RulEZ U MaEk KiCkY FasT CArZ AnD wAtch AniME



KEKEKEekE OkAY!? ^_^

[Jsunu]

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cheetarah654 wrote..

eva does rock. you seen the movie, the end of evangelion? so damn good

Where did u get the movie?

[Electric Jellybean]

I like haikus.

More haiku mailbags please

I made a haiku