mailbag: haikus

[CSN NewsBot]

This week's mailbag is up. What is it? Why, just a bunch of Counter-Strike haiku poems. A haiku is an ancient Japa--oh go read a damned book you failures. Here's a sample poem:

As I draw my knife

The chicken approaches me

Bigock! I r win.

There's plenty more inane crap like that right here.

[Eagle225]

i pitty da f00 who voted japan rocks

[Eagle225]

OH YEAH!!!!!



remember always

[[SWE]Twiggy]

crap wrote:



katakatata

katakatakatata

ak headshot. ya.

very original.

[downloap]

Im sure people find the japan more interesting

[[SWE]Twiggy]

this place is dead right now...well good night every1

[p!ge0n]

w00t mine was in! wait, poetry is sorta fruity, but cs is not...eh, poetry is decent, so i guess it's okay to gloat. aha, i got in and you didn't :P

look another:



chickens are hurt much

they go blaglock when they die

they are fun to kill



hostages get hurt

they are very fun to kill

but you lose money



sadistic people

kill hostages and chickens

it is very fun



;P

[Kenneth22553]

i kill with my colt

i got killed with a dam colt

i wanna go and die

[cheetarah654]

japan rules bitchazz!!!



i will stalk anyone who votes sucks.

[Coolguy423]

fear my leet poem writing skills.

[xorach]

some of those werent true haikus ;x

[gorktic]

i like to eat dog

but im not vietnamese

i will eat your face

[scr0llwheel]

whoa~ gj gorktic!@



I like to kill T's

They are very annoying

But I always die ;[

[Coolguy423]

yeah pen... I seen some that had a few too many lines or syllables.. stupid nubs

[Below*me]

LOL must have been some REALLY s#!tty poetry if mine was selected

:p