Still Over the Hill

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  • CSN NewsBot

    #1

    Still Over the Hill

    The extraordinary story of everybody's favourite 42 year old has been continued. The Oracle has written another fine chapter in the ongoing story that features Herman Chambers, an entirely fictitious character addicted to CS. Here's a blurb to get you going:
    "Damn", I say to myself, she already has her grasp on me. Hannah is bad enough, now my 7 year old Angela... I'm losing my command here. I start typing and then:



    (Terrorist)Herman de Crab: Guys, I'm gonna be AFK for a few mins, brb.



    Flashes up on my 19 inch freshly Windexed monitor. I get up and walk out of the room leaving my world behind.
    If you missed the first chapter you can catch up here before you read the new second chapter.
  • Monteiro

    #2
    Aha!

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    • Dances With Bullets

      #3
      Ah reminds me of myself. once again though there are errors in the story.

      1. Listening to anything music related only interferes with the game. Quite is all important for listening to footsteps of soon to be dead hacker wannabe's

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      • y2dan

        #4
        lol this is great series

        haha

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        • Flipper405

          #5
          um, dumbass.

          s3x > CS anyday kthx.

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          • McDeth

            #6
            aha, that story reminds me of my freshman year in High School, I couldn't be dragged away from cs if a naked 16 year-old chick walked into my room....rofl, imho, I think thats the better of the two chapters

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            • LegWoundFetish

              #7
              jesus, and there was me thinking MY clan was called sad.....

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              • Strabo

                #8
                LOL...I read Herman's story and i must say that it was GREAT!!!! Only those of us who truly love this game can relate to Herman's situation. The fact that he still remembers he has a wife and kids say's he is still on the right track and a vital member of society....hehehe...Man, it takes us older guys a long time to get our groove in this game and NO ONE'S gona take it away from us..NO ONE. Herman's story is not unlike mine, altho my kids are the ones who got me hooked on CS, now they must pay the price....First thing i say when its my turn to RAPE is.....'MOVE" away from the keyboard..DO IT NOW!!!! Don't ask questions, my time is running short...I have to go to work in the morning so i can buy that new G-FORCE 3 video card i want....LEAVE ME ALONE!!! Ahh yes, MY turn to make it happen, besides all my buds are on and im their Leader (ADMIN)....Anyway i think your Mother's calling you..Bahahaha...Now go, Be Gone...Don't bug me or i'll ban you from the Computor for say?? 3 weeks.....No E-mail or AIM, ICQ, Mp3 downloads or the newest TOOL videos.....Yep, now its my turn....Oh-NO, i have a BAD 56k Connection...NOOOOOOO..i'll lagg for sure now...Ahh what the heck, its ONLY a GAME....Strabo

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                • Andeh

                  #9
                  nice replacment. snap did a good job on converting the CS arms onto the TS anims. Only thing I noticed was that the uvmap is slightly off the texture a bit which can cause white lines to apear from no where. I dont think $cliptotextures was used either to keep the keep the textures from being resized (clipped) other than that, nice model.

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                  • Mp5A4

                    #10
                    Hmmm look familar but overall gd TMP better then those wif laser beam stickin out of the gun

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                    • Magnum 3

                      #11
                      I would like it better if it had a laser like the one in the high def pack you might have heard about.

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                      • bullet_head

                        #12
                        Another favorite of mine, ever since I caught this sucker on CDG I've been using it....



                        Now time to get back to work on my essays ;-(

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                        • BBG

                          #13
                          Edited by [user="150626"] @ [time="1068807021"]

                          I use this model and I really like it, but I'd prefer the default anims. (if you can explain to me a simple way to convert the anims to defaults, please e-mail me, and my Milkshape trial is up, so I can't use that :-/)



                          EDIT : nevermind about that Milkshape thing, I took care of it ^_^

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                          • -[MC]-Nemesis

                            #14
                            Very nice

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                            • perrypan

                              #15
                              Look pretty good.I like it.

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