If you like "Ask JeffK" with a CS twist (read: stupider), CS Toons has your answer. Basically people ask l0rd_d357r0z and he will reply with a witty and timely precise answer that is sure to bring out a few chuckles, or a few seconds of pure pity for this man.
Are you LOL yet? God knows I sure am!From: instabrent@yahoo.com
Why do your eyes hurt after staring at the sun for hours/days/months/years??"???
l0rd_d357r0z sez:
I had to do a little research to answer this question... Hours-Your pupils explode. Days-You have no pupils, so it is burning a hole in your brain. Months-You are dead. Years-Stop sucking penis.