Garry Newman, the self-absorbed jackass, has put up a "Geeseman interview." Notice I'm putting things "in quotes." This fake interview (where Garry talks to himself) is "funny" and "clever." If counting sheep doesn't work, click on "this link". Here's a quick slap from it:
I kinda figured if the e-mail reads, "link it bitch, i need to leech your hits, spread the wealth," I should post something up.GaRRy: Alright Bert, thanks for taking the time to grant us this interview
Geeseman: my name`s not bert