As if GameSpy itself wasn't weird and corrupt enough, Planet Fargo had to post up an article called The Terrorists Speak Out. Here's a bizarre slice:
...um, yeah. Get the whole thing here.Fargo: Has anyone seen Schmitt?
Dewey: We don't know if we have, sir. We're all wearing identical skimasks.
Malklavious: I thought you were Schmitt.
Feffer: Is anyone else getting terrible packet loss?