In news today, Qane has reported: "Gooseman and cliffe went off to Mexico on a love cruise! Rze has taken over for the team and is expecting b3 by 2025! CANT WAIT!" Obviously shocking news and where's the goosewoman in this equation? Sources have yet to confirm this. But more importantly I now have to learn how to model, code, and make ho-hos.
Also RzE has now been unban from the Cs chat room, now we all know that RzE, me, is MTG and now MR.357. You've been had! RzE/MTG/MR.357 was soon-there-after for profusely trying to make himself voiced. In a strange twist to this plot RzE, me, now officially "0wns" ^Live, this is official as slavery was never outlawed on the Internet.
A new press release was released by SecurityGuard Inc TM (another lie, but I can do it): Today SGI announced a new feature length movie featuring the Saga of a REAL life Counter-Strike Game played over the REAL Internet. It features state of the art animation and is thrilling, you can view the to "I want my gun back" trailer here.
We have a new mailbag topic also, what lube best suits your "after CS" time? Further more I have decided to give CS beta 3 to everyone who ICQs me about it, because they PROMISE not to give it out, I mean PROMISE. It's insane not to give it to them, they're PROMISING! So to the 50 who already have it, YOU PROMISED not to give it out.
Breaking news: Takeme0n is a loser/llama combination, the Wildlife Foundation says this is the first of it's species, and "nature has made a mistake," said manager of the Wildlife Foundation, Bill Stokes,"We should kill this loser/llama very soon."
And finally I'd like to say this post WAS DAMN FUN TO MAKE!@#@!%!@! heh good day to ye!
Also RzE has now been unban from the Cs chat room, now we all know that RzE, me, is MTG and now MR.357. You've been had! RzE/MTG/MR.357 was soon-there-after for profusely trying to make himself voiced. In a strange twist to this plot RzE, me, now officially "0wns" ^Live, this is official as slavery was never outlawed on the Internet.
A new press release was released by SecurityGuard Inc TM (another lie, but I can do it): Today SGI announced a new feature length movie featuring the Saga of a REAL life Counter-Strike Game played over the REAL Internet. It features state of the art animation and is thrilling, you can view the to "I want my gun back" trailer here.
We have a new mailbag topic also, what lube best suits your "after CS" time? Further more I have decided to give CS beta 3 to everyone who ICQs me about it, because they PROMISE not to give it out, I mean PROMISE. It's insane not to give it to them, they're PROMISING! So to the 50 who already have it, YOU PROMISED not to give it out.
Breaking news: Takeme0n is a loser/llama combination, the Wildlife Foundation says this is the first of it's species, and "nature has made a mistake," said manager of the Wildlife Foundation, Bill Stokes,"We should kill this loser/llama very soon."
And finally I'd like to say this post WAS DAMN FUN TO MAKE!@#@!%!@! heh good day to ye!
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