New Threeboy SprayTags

[Cuban Missile]

!pinwheel! wrote..

56k has turned him against porno, God save him.

rofl so tru...talking trash about pron is like being the guy that says 'i dont masturbate i get real girls' lol yea

[disabled]

how long have any of you gone without jacking off? My record was 6 weeks

it might not sound like much, but the hotel room in beijing had no good channels besides V, the south pacific version of MTV. Who can watch an entire day of MTV and not want to jack off?

[Vaishino]

I don't think I could watch an entire day of MTV at all, especially in Bejing, you know, cause on the one hand MTV sucks[music television? When does the music come on?] and on the other hand, it's Bejing, get out and look around or something, don't travel to China to watch the azn TV.

[disabled]

have you ever been to beijing in the summer time? It is utterly hell for tourists, because you cant fucking breathe because it is like 150 degrees outside and the humidity is so high you feel like ur in a giant sauna.



it is hard for me to go outside and get myself a girl because even tho the whores cost like 1 US dollar per session (even the expensive ones), I'm 15 and cant get myself one.

and dont diss chinese TV, in my home town (jilin), there are three channels dedicated to pirated movies (sadly, no porn)

[Vaishino]

Well, snce I've never seen any Chinese TV, I really can't coment on it, but I do know that MTV is no good.

[pinwheel!]

I didn't think China was that humid, or that slutty. I always though Japan was sluttier, I guess not.

[-:Nighthawk:-]

!pinwheel! wrote..

56k has turned him against porno, God save him.

No, actually it was my religion that turned me against porno. Kept the same philosophy even when I was on a T3 line for over a year. Actually like the 56k better in that regard, as I have more time to close pop-ups before the damn pictures load.

Cuban Missile wrote..

rofl so tru...talking trash about pron is like being the guy that says 'i dont masturbate i get real girls' lol yea

Or you might simply not masturbate and not get real girls. Sometimes I simply don't understand apparently sex-crazed people like some of you. I'll just put it like this: when I get married, no matter what I won't be disappointed with the physical aspect, because I won't have had anything better to compare it to. Satisfaction is a good thing, I say.



Annnnnyway, how did talking about teddy bear sprays turn into talking about chinese hookers?

Gpig20 wrote...

That CT spray would get you banned from alot of servers.

Yeah, if you started abusing it, I'm sure it would. However, most admins aren't going to know who sprayed it in the first place, and so long as you're not abusing it, like spraying CT's all over the map in some attempt to create the illusion of 100 enemy CT's... most really won't care. Never been banned for my spray so far, anyway. Been banned for really high scores before though, before VAC made people realize that there were some legit skilled players. Pity it came on the scene only shortly before my move back to 56k... :)

[Threeboy]

cheap whores rule.

[Vaishino]

Threeboy wrote..

cheap whores rule.

Even the ones with Gonorrhea?

[disabled]

actually, the chinese whores are pretty damn hot and pretty good in bed (from the looks of it, I have no personal experience). The things is, they cost alot for chinese people, but since foreigners are so friggin rich compared to the average chinese peasant, even the expensive whores become cheap whores.



I hope ya'll understand chinese prostitution now

[Vaishino]

They can look as good as they want to, and sure, I'll pay the low low price of $5.99 as long as I don't get gonorrhea or herpes or any of that other good[BAD!] stuff.

[disabled]

that's not my point, because the GDP is so low in china, everything costs less, even the whores.

[ZeNiTH]

teddy bear with ak? it clearly says "h4mx0r"

[Threeboy]

bitchbear needs no weapons.