mailbag: traits

[puffycloud]

Edited by [user="868"] @ [time="1036367927"]

I hate the radar. No, I hate people who say "here" over voice comm and then act like everyone should be staring at the radar to pinpoint their exact location. As if the radar is an exact map that'll help me pinpoint your location. As if I can EVEN SEE THE RADAR ON DE_DUST.



PUFFYCLOUD.

It's a reflex you small girl. If you guys would follow me to bombsite A once in a while, I wouldn't need to call help after the 4th consecutive T rush.



Besides, it's not like any good ever comes from my pleas. Most of the time rizzuh's already dead, our other teammate is lagging or spinning around in circles, and narby's in the sniper nest sitting behind the boxes waiting to pad his score.



bitches

iA | EniGmA <ChodE> wrote..

I would quicker have a visacteme in a third world country by a blind monkey than reread this mailbag.

This kid's trying to get the mailbag job or something. Sorry Dennis Miller, but you're a fuckhat.



Also, I think rizzuh's mailbags are hilarious. I think some of his humor is very subtle, but he comes up with very witty combinations of things. Perhaps most people here would just rather see LOL FUQ U NUB GO BACK TO PUBS IM CAL-I NUBBER NUBBERY EAT SOME SAUSAGE.

[KnowHow]

Well.. I still think rze is bitter and evil, and there haven't been one mailbag I havent enjoyed... Puffycloud's good as well... Just out curiousity, how many mails do you recieve during a mailbag?

[Dr. Funk]

rizzuh wrote..

Every mailbag is the same. I don't wear an especially witty cap every other Sunday and I didn't care about the mailbag last Sunday any more than I did this morning. Some of you get better at reading every week. Like sniv, who apparently came to the site exactly when the mailbag as posted, read the entire thing in 2 minutes and fourty seconds, and finally formulated a brilliant comment in 20 seconds, thus completing his 3 minute journey.



Of course that means he probably skipped over all the mailbag submissions and just read my replies as if they'd make any sense. Sorry folks, this isn't "Humor Hour with rizzuh." The mails make the mailbag. The mailbag is simply here to showcase some community opinions and quirks while having a bit of fun. So read the mails too, because point is not for me to make funny jokes that aren't funny.

I think I'm gonna cry. :'(

[Sm0kA]

its a sad fact that CS is populated not only by some class players, who play the game as its meant to be played. but by total retarded mofo's who cant seem to grasp the concept of "provide cover" "plant Bomb" "dont injure/kill teammates" ect.



i mean ffs how long does it take for them to develop common sense?



ahem

i ramble

[Gpig]

puffycloud wrote..

LOL FUQ U NUB GO BACK TO PUBS IM CAL-I NUBBER NUBBERY EAT SOME SAUSAGE.

ROFL

[puffycloud]

KnowHow wrote..

Well.. I still think rze is bitter and evil, and there haven't been one mailbag I havent enjoyed... Puffycloud's good as well... Just out curiousity, how many mails do you recieve during a mailbag?

80-100

[e0n]

sausages.. *drool*

[Kream]

"LOL FUQ U NUB GO BACK TO PUBS IM CAL-I NUBBER NUBBERY EAT SOME SAUSAGE."



Hahha, that shit made my day! Ïèçäåö!

[RabidLeper]

then your day has sucked

[cheetarah654]

you guys are dorks, i almost said "and i dontt hink this because i was in it" since you were gonna nail me on it, check the history, i say how good the mailbags are even when im not in them, i feel bad for rizzuh taking so much abuse when he's doing them for us, if he stops, youll just bitch about it.

[Rage.Vexati0us]

omg! Rizzuh was in Militia 2! Remember the CT who went screaming out of cover so his teammate wouldn't die! They never gave his name! It must've been Rizzuh being incognito!



"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! *Dies dramatically in slow motion*"-Rizzuh



oh..did I mention that I loved Militia 2?

[kaxman]

puffycloud wrote..

This kid's trying to get the mailbag job or something. Sorry Dennis Miller, but you're a fuckhat.

I don't think he's american or english-speaking, either, so he really can't qualify as Dennis Miller (who is also a fuckhat imo). I think he meant "sooner", not "quicker". He just mangled it.



Now that I've pointed that out, everyone can laugh at it.



I liked the mailbag.

[JdeFalconr]

I don't get it...I didn't remember the post for mailbag submissions...are they now up in the corner instead of news items like they used to be? I'm so confused...

[Bongo]

Whats a fuckhat?

Added @ [time="1036374467"]

i like that word :)

[Spyde]

I may be alone on this but I thought it was a pretty good mailbag. I don't think the majority of you guys appreciate the amount of time rizzuh (and puffycloud) put into doing a mailbag every week. I seriously doubt if any of you could consistently come up with fairly humerous comments based on mediocre material every single week. Just think about that next time you are trashing a mailbag.