mailbag: traits

[rizzuh]

Every mailbag is the same. I don't wear an especially witty cap every other Sunday and I didn't care about the mailbag last Sunday any more than I did this morning. Some of you get better at reading every week. Like sniv, who apparently came to the site exactly when the mailbag as posted, read the entire thing in 2 minutes and fourty seconds, and finally formulated a brilliant comment in 20 seconds, thus completing his 3 minute journey.



Of course that means he probably skipped over all the mailbag submissions and just read my replies as if they'd make any sense. Sorry folks, this isn't "Humor Hour with rizzuh." The mails make the mailbag. The mailbag is simply here to showcase some community opinions and quirks while having a bit of fun. So read the mails too, because point is not for me to make funny jokes that aren't funny.

[Keisuke Takahashi]

Derelict267 wrote..

u thought this one was a lot better because your in it

point taken...YAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I'M IN THE MAILBAG, AND AT THE TOP OF THE PAGE, TOO!!! SCREW YOU SUCKAS!!!! lol

[mouth]

He can't really be "on" all the time when mailbags are basically just a personal, 2 page long quote system with half-spam responses. However, given that most of you do nothing BUT spam, i would've assumed that all mailbags would receive glowing praise.

[Anist]

that mailbag really was pants..... maybe rizzuh has lost it!! bloody hope not



seriously rizzuh, you hardly even tried to offend anybody :/

[aMX]

blah u guys could do better

[Gpig]

"I hate the radar. No, I hate people who say "here" over voice comm and then act like everyone should be staring at the radar to pinpoint their exact location. As if the radar is an exact map that'll help me pinpoint your location. As if I can EVEN SEE THE RADAR ON DE_DUST.



PUFFYCLOUD."



You only need to say help when you're CT and in that case you should just be able to say where they are easily, "bombsite" "hallway" bridge" on dust. "A" "B" "middle" "catwalk" "long a" are all short and get the point across. If you're a T you don't need to say help because you don't have to attack that bombsite.

[])3@6][_3-Saint]

i think this mail bag was okay but then again i actually READ the WHOLE thing... I feel special

[rizzuh]

OddEye wrote..

gj rizzuh

Thank you.

[Derelict267]

])3@6][_3-Saint wrote..

i think this mail bag was okay but then again i actually READ the WHOLE thing... I feel special

*high five*

rizzuh wrote..

Thank you.

gj riz oh and this kid in my 3 period class his name is rizzuh i asked him if he ran a website...but then i remebered this John 'rizzuh' Jensen and he siad no

[Keisuke Takahashi]

Derelict267 wrote..

gj riz oh and this kid in my 3 period class his name is rizzuh i asked him if he ran a website...but then i remebered this John 'rizzuh' Jensen and he siad no

His name was rizzuh? wtf? what kind of parents would name their kid "rizzuh"??

[Eagle25]

rizzuh is pronounced ree-zuh right?

[Para?noid]

rizzuh wrote..

Some of you get better at reading every week. Like sniv, who apparently came to the site exactly when the mailbag as posted, read the entire thing in 2 minutes and fourty seconds, and finally formulated a brilliant comment in 20 seconds, thus completing his 3 minute journey.

That was funnier than all the mailbag responses put together. Tooshay, min.

mouth wrote..

[something]

I love mouth. He's cool.

[o2c enigma]

I would quicker have a visacteme in a third world country by a blind monkey than reread this mailbag.

[yooki]

I think riz took some anger managment classes. A couple weeks back he was constantly insulting everybody and putting them down, BULLY! He's nicer now tho, too bad.

[abel]

I wish I knew when I could submit to mailbag



This weeks was Okay I guess....