A Different Take On The CPL

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  • CSN NewsBot

    #1

    A Different Take On The CPL

    Here's an article that appeared as a column on Applelinks (yes, Applelinks) that gives a slightly different perspective on the CPL than the many articles we've come to read recently. Titled Computer Users Need More Balls, the article examines our society's need for sports and competition and applies it to the CPL.
    I guess that's the amusing part. As is indicated on the website, the CPL was launched to "...establish computer game competitions as a viable spectator sport." That's funny. That's very, very funny. Can you see Tommy Jackson and Stuart Scott on ESPN covering the big Unreal Tournament championship? Can you see 67,000 fans packed into the new Seahawks stadium to watch a couple guys play Half-Life or Jazz Jackrabbit 2? Move over, baseball, there's a new national pasttime in town!



    On the other hand, as ridiculous as it is, the CPL does serve a purpose. It presents an entirely new kind of ball to an entirely different demographic. Not only are there a tremendous number of people out there who can't make a living playing with a ball (like myself) and who also aren't willing to pay to watch others play with it (unlike myself). Now, these people have a ball. They can practice on their own. They can go online and play with others across the globe. They can get really, really good and win a lot of money. I guess the money has to be there, actually, as the "getting laid" incentive is nowhere in site for those who excell only at computer games. Perhaps because they don't get to wear uniforms with the tight pants.
    Who knows, maybe Angel Munoz's next big announcement centers around CPL competitors wearing uniforms with tight pants? Read the rest of this amusing article here. Thanks, A_Banker_From_Boston.
  • -Dice

    #2
    More importantly, though, it gives us another ball
    Thanks, I didn't have enough already!

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    • sniv

      #3
      Applelinks D: wut? Ok well not a bad article but not that great neither. What is exactly the point of this?

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      • Spoonman

        #4
        No offense... but it is a mac site... :P As for the point? Well... that's simple. Because of sports we won't blow up the world. And thanks in part to gamers, our future is secure??? Yeah, I'm confused too...

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        • -Dice

          #5
          The subtle art of hidden messages. Craving more balls and tighter pants, on a Mac site. Hmm, does Steve Jobs live in the Bay Area...?

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          • Spoonman

            #6
            Good point indeed. The title says it all: Computer Users Need More Balls. :o

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            • sniv

              #7
              Or read PCs suck, use Macs =/

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              • [TOTL]Cam

                #8
                that was a very crappy article... and thats my only comment on that

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                • Omicr0n

                  #9
                  It just shows how ignorant some magazines are. This article is living proof that the reasons mac is behind PC's is because of their leadership. I think there just jealous because they don't have CS... or a mouse with more than 1 button.

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                  • Skull_Monkey

                    #10
                    Edited by [user="26153"] @ [time="1031092477"]

                    ok i have removed my previous comment and would like to say that this guy is the one w/ the cocane addiction. He needs to stop playing w/ his own balls and go play w/ osamas so Everything will be right in the world because everyone plays with balls.

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                    • Degree

                      #11
                      hahah it's funny because computer gamers = computer nerds = computer geeks = skinny white boys who cant get pussy. Stereotyping is great. I like how they ignore the fact that 400 million people use the internet every day, yet still go home at night for sweet sweet loving.



                      Hi reporters, welcome to 2002. It doesn't take an anti social intellectual to operate a computer anymore. Lets let the 80s die. You can find original ideas and insights to grab people's attention...can't you? Or do you have to stick with what you know, which is what you copied off some other sorry bloke.



                      BYE FOR NOW (AND EVER)

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                      • -Dice

                        #12
                        I'm sorry, I perpetuate that "can't get pussy" myth.

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                        • Degree-no-pw

                          #13
                          Bill Gates is married.

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                          • HvYaSsAuLt

                            #14
                            Degree wrote..

                            I like how they ignore the fact that 400 million people use the internet every day, yet still go home at night for sweet sweet loving.
                            w00t w00t. Isn't that the truth? I like how this guy, in the article, can't spell, or use correct grammar. And I quote:
                            I guess the money has to be there, actually, as the "getting laid" incentive is nowhere in site for those who excell only at computer games
                            or
                            Actually, I did have this really cool aircraft carrier that launched styrofoam airplnes by pulling a lever, and I'd still be playing with that if it hadn't broken.
                            Ok so I admit, I probably am a worse speller and grammer person than this man here. But heck, this is an editorial, and it should have been proofread. Oh well, the answer to why it isn't: IT'S FROM MAC!

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                            • SapphireDarkness

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                              Edited by [user="20322"] @ [time="1031103818"]

                              Yeah well he did say he played tons of competer games so he must know whats hes talking about. OHHHH wait hes on a APPLE well they best game that has is MYST I. If you ask me, if you aren't a graphic designer by profession you are one complete dumbass to shell out $3500 for a computer that can play 2% of the games out there and runs normal programs slower then a PC

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