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**SinaC** · 07-14-2002, 09:46 PM

Pansy Ranger wrote..

LOL!

Me thought people can only be AK / M4 whores I didnt know there is comment whoring.

What, no AWP whoring?

**I suck** · 07-14-2002, 09:48 PM

SinaC wrote..

What, no AWP whoring?

I forgot, here is the full list of whores.

AK whore

M4A1 whore

AWP whore

USP whore

MP5 whore

Deagle whore

AUG whore

Commando whore

Comment whore

P.S. Any assault rifle user is a whore. Everyone is whore since all the above guns are the used most often.

**SinaC** · 07-14-2002, 09:50 PM

P90 is the ultimate whore weapon. P90 users should be shot, I can not stand that gun. I mean god damn, every single death I get from that gun is from a head shot. Please don't tell me it takes skill to use it or get head shots because all they do is spraying the some how or other the bullet becomes augmented into my brain! It confounds me!

It's not like they duck and spray either, it's just running madness randomly placed bullets.

**-Dice** · 07-14-2002, 09:58 PM

Same thing for TMP with me, SinaC, except the humiliation of getting TMP'd is worse than dying.

**Lethal** · 07-14-2002, 10:02 PM

Wow I must say rze, Its really nice to see you've upped your dose of CRACK before doing this truely f'd up mailbags...

**BlinDLucK** · 07-14-2002, 10:06 PM

what about UMPing?

**SinaC** · 07-14-2002, 10:15 PM

Nope. UMP is the worst weapon in the game, sorry to say.

**disabled** · 07-14-2002, 10:28 PM

actually, the semi-auto sniper rifles and dual elites are worse. FiveSeven is pretty useless too.

People actually get more than 1 kill per game with the UMP.

**BlinDLucK** · 07-14-2002, 10:38 PM

why even have dual elites? why even have semi auto sniper if it doesn't work?

**-Dice** · 07-14-2002, 10:39 PM

The G3 is actually a very strong gun. Single zoom and automatic fire, you kill quite a few if you're doing it right. An the FiveseveN, while firing the equivalent of like a .22 round, fires quite rapidly and nets a few headshots with its spray and pray action.

**SHRIMP-FRIED-RICE** · 07-14-2002, 10:51 PM

Look, my first post in 3 days. well, i have no idea what your talking about, but i think its something to do with gunz in CS. so, im just gonna say that my favorite gun is the MP5 NAVY. its a pretty good gun and affordable too. if an mp5 and a colt/ak came to battle. they both have an equal amount of chance to win. ive killed plenty of people with colts/ak with my trusty mp5.

oh, i thought the mailbag was hilarious, but the next time rizzuh reminds us of being off topic, we can remind him of his mailbag.

**SinaC** · 07-14-2002, 10:57 PM

Look, its my first post in 45 minutes. well, i have a perfectly good idea what your talking about, but i know its something to do with whore gunz in CS. so, im just gonna say that my least favorite whore gun is the P90. its a terrible gun and is pure luck. if a P90 and colt/ak came to battle they both have an equal amount of chance to win. ive killed no people with colts/ak with my gay P90.

oh, i thought the mailbag was terrible, but the next time rizzuh reminds us of being off topic, we can remind him of this mailbag.

**disabled** · 07-14-2002, 10:59 PM

-Dice wrote..

The G3 is actually a very strong gun. Single zoom and automatic fire, you kill quite a few if you're doing it right. An the FiveseveN, while firing the equivalent of like a .22 round, fires quite rapidly and nets a few headshots with its spray and pray action.

Do I really trust advice from a self-proclaimed sux0r?

**StealthMonkey** · 07-14-2002, 11:03 PM

Who else thinks rizzuh made up those mailbag letters of the second page cause he was bored? I mean who (besides drunk and high people) would actaully take rizzuh's advice without a gun pointed to their head? I don't think 'Dear Abby' is going to have to make her column shorter to make room for rizzuh's any time soon. :) :-P

**-:Nighthawk:-** · 07-14-2002, 11:06 PM

Ah yes... so hard to stay on topic when nobody created an area to debate the merrits of various weapons, eh? My thought: you can kill with any weapon, but some make it easier to do for less money than others, 'nuff said. Starting to itch for more variety of "useful" weapons though.

Pansey Ranger... no one can truly create a complete list of all the various types of whores there are. :) You know... anytime someone is good with something, it will always be referred to as whoring, whether it's the AWP or the knife. Another commonly mentioned one you forgot would be stats whores.

And, at least in the case of this week...

Sexy,

Contact this address as soon as possible.

rizzuh, the mailbag whore.

LOL!