mailbag: anger

[rizzuh]

Images and a poll have been added. Puffycloud chose the wrong time to edit the mailbag because he sucks.

[orphy]

Hah, I was playing once, and my brother kept on saying "i wanna use the computer!!!", so I punched him and kicked his ass. That was funny.



Anger management. what?

[oblivion is at hand]

Edited by [user="14571"] @ [time="1031522085"]

Since i do knives only a lot, i get really pissed off sometimes...



I had just got 3 knife kills in 1 round, then suddenly some noob shoots me in the leg with an awp while i finished off my third kill, then the guy who awped me knifes me when i have 7hp, in the back.



I was so pissed that i cursed at him in 2 languages for at leaset 2 minutes. Once i ran out of curse words i slammed my face on my desk which put a crack in the wood. it started to bleed... my fore head not the desk... i think i may of killed a few braincels



it kind of hurt...



actually i didnt break the desk or my skull but i tried!

[puffycloud]

Shirt Ninja means rizzuh's recent lame ones.



``16:49:55'' <rizzuh> edit mailbag pls



A normal person would think he's saying, "It's finished, please correct my horrible spelling and pitiful sentence structure." Nope. Nooooooooooope. In fact, even if he wasn't done at that point, I was 15 minutes late. Here's proof:



``17:03:26'' <puffycloud-idle> editing now



Whose fault is it that he decided to add last-minute tidbits. Don't try to pin the blame on me, focker.

[Windelkron]

Most HL playing injuries come from throwing up/down my hands in exasperation and hitting them on the desk. It gets painful if you stub your thumb or something. And punching a monitor hurts.

[=ESF= Team]

I threw a chair against the wallonce because some dude was AWPing my ass every round. It only took 3 seconds to throw the chair, then another 30 minutes to seal up the hole..... then another 20 minutes of painting...

[Para?noid]

provided by British mapper DaveJ

I thought it was narby who suggested this mailbag topic? Or are DaveJ and narby really *cue Twilight Zone theme music* the same person?...

[puffycloud]

Obviously a joke.

[KhAoS]

well good work on adding more scout pics! everyone loves cats! its particualry funny when they get hurt. wow this is one of ur better mailbags.

[dugan_yoyo]

Great mailbag! It actually got me laughing, that is, after I spent ten minutes throwing up because I got sick after looking at the picture of poor Scout's torture session. Oh well. I love watching people get mad while playing CS. They do some pretty hilarious stuffz.

[JdeFalconr]

ha I loved that "THANKS!" pic. Good stuff.

[MidgetPanda]

I threw my mouse across the room. The left click ddint work for a few seconds. A few minutes later I slammed my feet against the back of the desk and almost tipped it over. that. would. have. sucked.



Cordless Controller+Super Mario Sunshine= GET THE FK OUTTA THE WAY OR THIS BISH IS COMING AT UR FACE.

[Gpig]

That cat is unusually small. I love it. I wish I was that small. I'm suffering trying to exhale and inhale with my unusually fat stomach, and need to be put out of my misery. You could step on me, drop me, smash your tower on me, bury me alive, or whatever you think is the most humane way of putting me out of my torture. My guinea pig could kill me.



Good mailbag though, which is a rare compliment coming from a complete ass like myself.

[NebZ]

When i get mad at Counter-strike for any reason i either sigh outloud or i slam my fist on the table.

[Delta|Cpt.Terran]

-dice is the weirdest person i have ever known. the poor machine...