mailbag: anger

[Diet Coke]

Oh crap i answered this thing wrong.



One time i some d00d wouldnt shut up on the voice communication. so i changed my name to "Say that again and i'll TK ya"

he didnt stop and i tk'ed him REAL BAD. Then the dude next to him started running from me so i took him down to. my brother was in the room when i did this and he said "QUICK!!! leave the server! you could get banned for that!" i went to go leave but ya know how if you click disconnect it wont work and you need to do

it again? anyways i ended up not disconnecting. when i finally did i changed my name back and went to rejoin. I COULDNT. i got so scared that i had been PERMABANNED. i went onto another server and said can i get banned on "HomeLAN" for TK'ing? some guy said probably. i got very sad. without "HomeLAN" CS sUx0rZ. I got very nervous and was VERY SHAKY. i went into my room and went to go turn on my light so i could write a letter outline to "HomeLAN," but my pencil and headphones were in my hand. since i was shaking, i accidently moved the pencil in the way of the outlet and the pencil got electricuted. But dont forget i had head phone wires in my hand to, it then ended up with all sorts of black smudges and marks. but worst of all it didnt work. WHY MUST THESE THINGS BE SO CRAZY THAT I START SHAKING?!?!?!?!

[pants]

Boomer CainE wrote..

why does every1 wear fucken headphones? not rich enuff to buy speakers?

You have obviously never worn headphones, or you would realise the benefits.



It's alot easier to hear exactly where sounds are coming from through headphones because they give surround depth. And if you have surround sound for your computer you either have mummy and daddy wrapped around you finger or don't know howto prioritize with your finances (or you use it for musical means, acceptable).



There are better uses for a couple of k's, and spending a few hundred on good headphones will get you the same result, unless you wish to share it with someone, or to seperate the different frequencies, which i don't detect the need for when listening to 'fire in the hole'.



myhumbleopinionpants

[Diet Coke]

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Boomer CainE wrote..

why does every1 wear f*cken headphones? not rich enuff to buy speakers?

actually Boomer, i think that headphones can cost more than speakers.(just my opinion) but i guess speakers can be good to.

BUT WHAT I HAVE TO SAY IS "why does everyone have to have speakers? dont they realize that headphones come with a mic installed?"



im not dissing you at all. because personally i agree alittle bit to. why not speakers and a seperate mic?

[sniv]

Ok my pence of advice to help Yanks insulting us and us insulting yanks.



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You irresponsible apology for mealy sewage.

Thou puny hell-hated canker-blossom.

May 3,000 leprous Jerry Lewis impersonators get drafted in your glovebox.



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[Diet Coke]

sniv wrote..

You irresponsible apology for mealy sewage.

IF YOU WANT SEWAGE check out this webpage, tell me what you see.

http://www.ddtdigest.com/updates/1999055m.htm

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YO SNIV I SAID TELL ME THROUGH THIS ARTICLE

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LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE RIZZUH THESE PEOPLE HAVE STARTED ARGUMENTS ABOUT MONITORS ARE INNOCENT AND SPEAKERS ARE BETTER THAN HEADPHONES. I THINK FOR OUR OWN HEALTH YOU SHOULDNT POST THESE OR WE MIGHT DIE.....

[])3@6][_3-Saint]

har har har funny mailbag comments

[Diet Coke]

])3@6}{_3-Saint are joo referring to me?

[Snake]

great mailbag its GREAT!

[Diet Coke]

WHAT IS IT THAT JOO GUYS KEEP TALKING ABOUT IN THIS MAILBAG?

[Vaishino]

Lets see now......most damage I did from getting mad in CS, usually I don't get too mad cause I can normally get at least one guy per round, which means I'm doing my part for the team, but whatever, back to the point. What happened was, this guy got me really mad, I mean, I should have had this guy, but one shot hits me out of his whole clip and dings me in the head, this had been happening a lot from this guy, needless to say, I wasn't too pleased, so I grabbed the hockey stick off of the floor and brought it down onto my mattress hard. It's a shame I didn't stop and think before I did that, cause I totally forgot my sword was on the bed. I broke the handle and now it's siting in my closet, useless. Oh well, i only payed $25 for it, no huge loss, I'll prolly buy a new one sometime, but damn it was useful for intimidating those damn sales persons and Jehovah's witnesses. Nothing like pulling 4 feet of sharp pointy metal out and threatening people with it.

[ducktape]

yea...that was great. everyone else got hurt playing CS while i got hurt reading the mailbag lol. i was laughing so hard and was so giddy that i spun around in my chair and my headphone cord wrapped around my neck and i almost choked to death. my headphones ownzord me.....



hey spike!

[PieWarrior]

You should all laugh about this. I was kinda stoned when I was doing it.



I was getting completly owned by some gay Bitchfag Then When he killed me the 20th time in a row I too a knife from my plate(I was eating teriyaki chicken, mmmm) Adn Cut up The Wire coming from my keyboard into little pieces then I there my keyboard at my Drumset Making me have to spend a lot of money on new drumheads....



I hope you all learn from this....

[//z38stinger]

When i get pizzed, and FF is on, i just join the other team and AWP the prick from the spawn. lol i usually get kicked but its worth it!!!!!!

[[TOTL]Cam]

i don't get mad, I GET GLAD!

[Milpool]

PieWarrior wrote..

You should all laugh about this. I was kinda stoned when I was doing it.



I was getting completly owned by some gay Bitchfag Then When he killed me the 20th time in a row I too a knife from my plate(I was eating teriyaki chicken, mmmm) Adn Cut up The Wire coming from my keyboard into little pieces then I there my keyboard at my Drumset Making me have to spend a lot of money on new drumheads....



I hope you all learn from this....

Um? You would have to have pretty crappy drumheads or have thrown your keyboard pretty damn hard to puncture a head, let-alone 2 or more. Plus drumheads are not that expensive. I think most of your anger would be spent cutting the keyboard wire meticulously into little pieces.

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