mailbag: anger

[HaRDkOre]

Once while playing militia, some guy head shoted me while i was coming out of the tunnel with an awp - did it about 3 rounds in a row. I was pissed off so i picked up my dog. I put my dog down thinking that was too drastic so i decided to get my old keyboard.



I got me a 1L bottle of lemonade, unscrewed the lid, then proceeded to pour the contents over the keys. I then went to the garage and grabbed a screwdriver and electric drill. I popped off all the keys then put them back in in alphabetical order :) I then plugged the electric drill in, and drilled through the keyboard.



Needless to say i was highly intoxicated at the time. Wondered WTF had happened in the morning. It wasnt until my brother told me what happened that i remembered. :) it was very much worth it, except for the lemonade wastage... poor lemons :'(

[-:Nighthawk:-]

Hehe, great mailbag rizzuh. Several of the submissions made me just really wonder about people, or weren't all that funny themselves, but your responses were dead on this time. :) Not too rude or too nice, a large helping of sarcasm, and just general wit made it work well.



Dice, your submission was by far the best. I don't get mad so much at other players or at most of my computer, but rather at my modem and/or ISP, and how CS deals with the latency. (You've all been there... shoot someone 5 times while crouched at point blank range, have them turn and shoot you... and they took no damage?!?) And then I just get mad that I have to pay for rent and such instead of being able to fork out $50 every month for a decent connection. :) Do they have support groups for HPBs?



And y2dan, I laughed my head off when I saw your mailbag icon modification. Such a perfect, inconspicious reference to the CSN contest earlier this week, heh.

[blaz1n_azn]

[InFideL*]

xep wrote..

You dumbass. I hope you die.

harsh

[rizzuh]

-:Nighthawk:- wrote..

And y2dan, I laughed my head off when I saw your mailbag icon modification. Such a perfect, inconspicious reference to the CSN contest earlier this week, heh.

Apparently no one has the ability to look on the right of the screen. Y2dan made no such modifications, he is merely the whistle blower!



WHISTLE BLOWER.

[OlSpazzy]

Rizzuh put me in another mailbag. Most excellent.

[MIA | CrUnCh]

I used to kick my comp case and when it came to formatting I had 832 bad sectors... needles to say I had to buy a new comp.

[incognito89x]

=ESF= Team wrote..

I threw a chair against the wallonce because some dude was AWPing my ass every round. It only took 3 seconds to throw the chair, then another 30 minutes to seal up the hole..... then another 20 minutes of painting...

I did the exact same thing before :)

[CmdrFlesh]

<picture-of-monk>



Thanks? What for? I love sharing my philosophy.

I don't know what's more sad, the fact that you broke a mouse and keyboard and still had to do more damage, or that you live in Europe.

I'm quite glad I live in europe.

DarkViper311 wrote..

I dont have a soul.......MWa Ha Ha!!!!!

Possibly already destroyed by all of your anger!

[Rubber-Man]

i just pet my cat when i died.

i liked when i petted him.

i loved playing with him.

i loved him.

i wanted to fuck him.

er

[CmdrFlesh]

Edited by [user="41266"] @ [time="1031574777"]

how about getting a (edit: inflatable) rubber-cat?

[Elg4to]

nice mailbag, makes up for the last contest

dRage wrote..

No AOL = Loss of TV in many places. And we can't lose TV if we ever wanna see CS matches broadcasted. So No AOL = No CPL growth. And we all wanna watch these 'stars' fill our family rooms.

AOL as an internet provider sux ass, and yes, no AOL means we lose some stations, but i think he ment the "Anti-AOL internet provider movement"...



i took the advice of breaking aol disks, and it really made me feel like a big man, crushing those little AOL disks...

[theSILENCE]

my favorite CS rage was when i went to a lan party over at my friends house and he being the admin and was pwned badly (0/47) he was so pissed at his computer he ripped it from the hub and took it into the back yard while the other 14 people who he was hosting fallowed him out.



first he kicked it a few times then swore up a storm and then he ran back inside and came out with his 12gage and shot it four times till it was as useless as a terd in the road. i almost wanted to ask him if i could raid it for parts but he was to busy reloading...



SILENCE

[Lento]

I got so angry once that I tried to drink a whole glass of water at once, while breathing... Needless to say I choked on it and splurted the water all of the keyboard,screen,table and floor...Nothing into the computer though I don't drink any water more while playing...



Then another time I smashed the space so the rubber thingie underneath moved and the space key got stuck when you pressed it...Fixed that though by moving the rubber piece back.



Ah well...nothing serious though... (yet)

[Mazuko]

I put my fist through my cheap ass HP M50 monitor's screen during a clan match. We literally had to pause the match until I could get a monochrome monitor out of the basement and hook it up so that I could play again. Playing CS in all green, sucks ass. I had to use my monochrome monitor for about 2 weeks until I got a new one.