The Rizzuh Diet Downfall

[Pharlap]

Pupil scans penis for school screensaver



A boy at a Romanian school has scanned his penis and used the picture as a screensaver on all the school's computers.



One woman teacher at the Bucharest school fainted when she discovered what had been done.



The school has threatened to set up an identity parade if the pupil does not own up.



Story filed: 11:05 Monday 2nd April 2001

[-:Nighthawk:-]

EviLLawNGnomE wrote..

I see it wrong that its the mother's fault she can't control her son and they shouldn't make a law cause she is a sucky mom.

No doubt. I mean, seriously, what kind of dumbass woman can't even prevent her 14 year old kid from lazing around the house like a slob, playing computer games, or from going to a LAN center? Sheesh, kick the kid out for a day or two, and without CS he'll notice he's a stinky, hungry loser.

HOT_lead wrote..

hey some middle aged people play CS. My dad plays CS with me almost everyday.

Maybe you have involved parents then, which can be a really good thing. Many parents don't do much with their kids, unfortunately, so then they fall into worrying about the things, instead of actually spending time and finding out why their kids like what they do.

MikeJ wrote..

It's not rage it's true. Why would the media constantly link video games and violent movies to violent behavior and other problems? There is no factual evidence that even remotely begins to link the two.

There are plenty of links between the two, and this has been proven. What hasn't ever been proven is called a "causal link" meaning that the games themselves cause violent behavior. A link simply means that there's some sort of relationship. That could be direct, inverse, or whatever. However, simply linking the two doesn't really give you anything useful. It could easily be that violent people like violent games. Or, there's many other variables in demographics and such that influence these studies.



The point is, there have been "links" found in studies, but unfortunately idiots then wrongfully take these links and claim that they've proven something way beyond that, which they haven't.

Hydr0 wrote..

um, its obviously fake you idiots

Ananova puts out news in a nice format for cell-phone browsing. As such, it tends to be short and simplistic. That doesn't change the legitimacy, however. But go on making a fool of yourself as you call us idiots.

phr0z3n wrote..

I'm sure you're an ace at sarcasm detection.

Hehehe. :)

[Jaques]

The most frightening thing to me is in the related penis story:

The school has threatened to set up an identity parade if the pupil does not own up.

Imagine this. You're in Junior high. Someone does this. You are suddenly forced to get in line with every other male in the school and drop your pants while the vice principal goes down the line with a printout of the offending phallus and compares it to yours. You are foreverafter scarred for life. And, on top of that, you're from Romania. Face it, you will have no chance of ever leading a quasi-normal life.



Also, what if it doesn't even belong to anyone at the school? How do they know that the picture is of a student's penis? Did it have the school mascot tatooed on it?

[A_Banker_From_Boston]

I thought Romanians were skinny and stinky by default?

[orphy]

Jaques, only the addicted kid was from Romania. The other kid was probably from the US.

[~The Observer~]

The longest I've ever spent playing any game was 8 hours in one sitting but after I was done I felt like crap and I never play that long. Didn't his butt begin to numb up or something christ? Ignore everything else just to play a four year old game.

[Blankster]

-==EVERYONE MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION==-



I have come up with a very reasonable explanation why this is true.. the kid was hopped up on drugs the whole time... Crazy Romanians.. Or he could have some photo realistic nude hosties and he could look at those whole time.

[orphy]

I'd rather gets some real porn than get nude hosties.

[Vaishino]

orphy wrote..

Jaques, only the addicted kid was from Romania. The other kid was probably from the US.

The CS addict was in Romania, the article mentioned the penis thing taking place in Romania.



As for the CS addict, there's something wrong there. "I'm pretty hungry, and the folks next to me are starting to complain about my smell, buuuuuut, I can't quite seem to get up under my own power anymore.

[orphy]

Heh, shows how much I pay attention to the things I read.

[NORsAIRius]

Hmph, and my parents think that I play too much on the PC.

[Dr. Funk]

Identity parade?



"now class... pull ur co*** out..."

[orphy]

It'd be funny if a chick did that.

[Foo2rama]

I liek teh related article... a romanian boy scanned his penis at school and made it a screensaver

[salkdf]

What's wrong with scanning your penis? THis dude is one creative boy!

Entreupenuers these days need creativity... THATS THE KEYWORD.

who knows, this kid might start some porn site and make millions in the future...ROFL



I play cs for like 3hours and my dad drags me away while my mom shuts down the computer and my 9 year old brother would go "haha haha"