The Soldier has gotten a habit to post on the official Team Fortress 2 blog lately, and as always the Soldier doesn't understand the pansy youth of today.
To read the entire blog post, you can visit the official Team Fortress 2 blog.
Rumours are spreading that this could be hinting towards a new game mode, especially after the Soldier mentioned hill defence twice in the text. What do you think?
At ease, you worthless sons of mothers!
I've been asked to present our internet blog-reading public with this handsome collection of avatars, which I'm told you can use on Steam. I don't mind telling you I have no idea what any of the words in that last sentence meant. This is the problem with the youth of today: too much time inventing nonsense words, not enough time taking a bullet in the lung defending a hill. I don't have to know what the hell twitters and texting and body sprays are to understand that they're not the sort of thing men should be engaged in. Like conversations, or painting things that aren't a house.
The following is a short list of things men should be engaged in, at all times:
1. Getting a haircut
2. Yelling
3. Digesting ribs
4. Hill defense
I've been asked to present our internet blog-reading public with this handsome collection of avatars, which I'm told you can use on Steam. I don't mind telling you I have no idea what any of the words in that last sentence meant. This is the problem with the youth of today: too much time inventing nonsense words, not enough time taking a bullet in the lung defending a hill. I don't have to know what the hell twitters and texting and body sprays are to understand that they're not the sort of thing men should be engaged in. Like conversations, or painting things that aren't a house.
The following is a short list of things men should be engaged in, at all times:
1. Getting a haircut
2. Yelling
3. Digesting ribs
4. Hill defense
To read the entire blog post, you can visit the official Team Fortress 2 blog.
Rumours are spreading that this could be hinting towards a new game mode, especially after the Soldier mentioned hill defence twice in the text. What do you think?
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