Let's Screw Them All With Howard T. Ackerman

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  • MrKLM
    Member
    • Apr 2006
    • 3146

    #1

    Let's Screw Them All With Howard T. Ackerman

    In EA's most recent ad campaign for Red Alert 3, they have acquired the help of "Obama girl".
    Ackerman Girl is here today with a new video about her new choice for president. Ackerman from Command & Conquer Red Alert 3

    He may not be driving the "Straight Talk Express" or promising to deliver the "Change We Need," but Howard T. Ackerman and his controversial "Screw 'Em All" campaign has begun to pick up momentum as the candidate's blinding confidence in his own decision-making abilities and his indifference to the opinions of others is clearly winning over the American public.

    "I don't need any polls, town halls or some fancy schmancy debate with Kronkite-wannabes to tell me what Americans want," said Ackerman at a recent rally in Playa Vista, California. "A vote for me is a vote for the things every American lives for: capitalism, freedom and apple pie. Vote for me if you want to live."

    Learn more about the Ackerman movement here.
  • TheEn|gma
    Member
    • Jun 2005
    • 5247

    #2
    Re: Let's Screw Them All With Howard T. Ackerman

    EA's marketing department check list.

    Tits [x]
    ***[x]
    Good music [ ]
    GTFO [x]

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    • =98=
      Member
      • Oct 2006
      • 10299

      #3
      Re: Let's Screw Them All With Howard T. Ackerman

      She sounds stupid.

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      • MrKLM
        Member
        • Apr 2006
        • 3146

        #4
        Re: Let's Screw Them All With Howard T. Ackerman

        Originally posted by Alex98uk
        She sounds stupid.
        your british you don't understand the underlining reasoning behind this.

        [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKsoXHYICqU[/media]
        [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TI6PA4v6dZg[/media]

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        • Dairuka
          Member
          • Aug 2006
          • 2730

          #5
          Re: Let's Screw Them All With Howard T. Ackerman

          I plan to pirate Red Alert 3, mainly because it's going to contain the same security as Spore has.

          If you read my thread on what I had to go through with Spore, you'd understand why too:

          http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/list/6800.page (You may need to register to read this.)

          It took me 5 days to get new activations, after a huge hassle, and a $48 dollar phone bill.

          There is still no ETA on the de-activation tool...

          Worse yet. EA is planning to put BF2142 style advertising in Red Alert 3.

          Yo ho, yo ho, I guess it's a pirate's life for me.

          Petition found here: http://forum.spore.com/jforum/posts/list/6804.page

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          • KillerStickMan
            Senior Member
            • Oct 2007
            • 817

            #6
            Re: Let's Screw Them All With Howard T. Ackerman

            needs moar pooper!!!!

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