People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

[Philosopharrior]

I thought, just for a laugh, I would write down a few of the reasons that make sacrificing a few points for a team kill really satisfying.

It may even make one or two people think about what complete donuts they are when playing BF2.

1) Drivers that drive straight past whilst your shouting 'give me a ride'

2) Helicopter pilots that fly away in an empty chopper whilst half their team gets left behind on an Aircraft Carrier

3) Medics that stand their and watch you die when you are screaming MEDIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIC!!!!!!

4) Medics that dance for joy when they see your last dribble of health get blown away by a single shot after you have chased behind them half way across a map pleeing for first aid.

5) Support that love to watch you fire away all your rounds and stand gleefully with all their supplies and give you none.

6) Your own Commander that waits for the split second that you are just about to change the enemies flag and decides to drop a tonne full of Artillery straight down your neck.:cry:

That will do for now. I wouldn't want to rob any of you of any more suggestions. Please add to the list should you think of any more anoying reasons that justify shooting a team mate.

AND REMEMBER! DOES LOSING A FEW POINTS REALLY MATTER WHEN YOU FEEL THE SUBLIME SATISFACTION OF CAREFULLY DONATING A BULLET RIGHT IN THE BACK OF YOUR TEAM MATES HEAD?

GO ON! SHOOT THE ANNOYING FUC*ER!! :evil:

[IntensivCareBear]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

i agree. and snipers!

[Hu.Z_of_PLA]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

I spammed "I need ammo" 30 times while there was a support nearby and didn't do anything. As I watched the wave of red dots approaching, I stepped out of my tank, tked him, and used his kit to drop ammo.

[jakswan]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

i agree. and snipers!

LOL, class.

Err let me think, the noob pilot who gets in a plane before you, fine, then flys directly to enemy base and dies, then does the same thing over and over and over, meanwhile having tried to do it on the ground a l33t chopper team are having a ball on the other team, yet still the n00b pilot wants his plane.

[<}US{>Mother]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

Agreeded... think im gonne try team killing some fookers tonight just for FUN!

[DosX]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

* - Squad leaders who are happy to remain in a tank/attack chopper after ALL flags have been captured by the opposing force. Thus, no spawn point.

[Blades]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

^^^^are you a ****ing idiot???? You cant spawn on an SL when all flags are capped. sigh.

[Scotty]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

^^^^are you a ****ing idiot???? You cant spawn on an SL when all flags are capped. sigh.

Beat me to it.

At that point, the squad leader had better get to a damn flag and cap it so that the team can start spawning again.

[Philosopharrior]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

Ah yes! I forgot that one. When things have gone bad and the other team is winning, they have all the flags and the last man standing (well usually lying in this case) THE SNIPER that likes to snipe with no one around and no one to shoot but still they lie there and watch the time tick away. Only to be blimped on the radar and then blasted by a chopper with a rocket up his ass. TRY SNIPER TRY! DON'T JUST LAY THERE, GET A BLOODY FLAG!

[TF501|Rocker]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

That'll teach the smacktards a lesson.
Good Post!

[IntensivCareBear]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

snipers, like other invertebrates, lack a true brain, possessing only a cerebral ganglion nervous complex.

as a result of this, they lack the cognitive sense to do anything other than aim, click, complain when they miss (99% of the time) and complain when knifed from behind.

why else would they not move when a sraw is coming at them from 2 miles? why else

[Bahraini_Killer]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

once I really really had to do it and killed one of my squad team...me and the gang had a perfect location in sharqi pensuila and we were kickin butt big time until that moment when enemy chopper came close to us ( didnt see us yet ) but came close and I spoke through voIP ( everone stay calm and dont shoot) and this guy from my team saidhe can blast him with his AT kit..I said stop..he said he'll take the shot.. and shot the chopper and MISSED!

the chopper spotted us...were gonners..so I completed my support gun in his F^%* brain.

the end.

[David Champion]

Re: People That Deserve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

An engineer in a Tank yelling "We need repairs quick, do you copy?!"
Just asking for a lead headache!

Same with Medics doing the same thing "I need a medic quick do you copy?!"
Daily Iron supplement!

Or the ever so popular with me...

A commander yelling "Enemy Forces Spotted!" When they are directly in front of him.
~or~
He's just feet away from a spawn point and he does nothing to stop the enemy cap.
Cranial ventilation!

[DosX]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

Dayum, I owe a bunch of SL's apologies ROFL!

You can't spawn unless you have a flag eh? Cool, thanks for the info :)

[vets.Sarge]

Re: People That Desrve To Be Shot (even By Their Own Team!)

Medics and Support should learn to respond to "I NEED A MEDIC HERE", or the arabian/chinese equivalent (although, As we've learnt from Arabian Knight, it probably means something like "enemy turkeys on the move, everyone in bases hide!")