Best Dance

[matty0021]

I've been enjoying myself recently by trying to come up with new post-mortum dances to do on top of people who either i killed or are recently killed and are close enough to me that I can impose my will on thier hostage state screen for a few seconds... Here are the ones I know..anyone have any others?

1.) Ammo Dance - pointless unloading of ammo to basically fill the opponents speakers with harsh sounds (YES, I know you are already dead)

2.) Condescending "Need Medic" spam - Not my favorite, but very annoying as I spam med packs making the opponent's speaker go wild with "Need First Aid, Need First Aid".. Can also be done with ammo packs...

3.) The Carver - Works best when opponent is dead on the street... Constant knifing of corpse cause the "tic, tic, tic" sound in opponent's speaker...

4.) The Stare - This is the one I hate the most when done to me... Simply standing over the opponent slightly moving your head from side to side or not moving at all as if to say "WTF happened to you dude?"

5.) The Nut Shaker - Uh, we all know this one..... Put athletic supporter in opponent's screen and give them a free show of your twig and two bake....

6.) The Gay Soldier - stand, prone, stand, prone, stand prone on the soldier's "region".....

What else is out there?

[Metal_Storm]

Re: Best Dance

You need to seek help.

[WarGimp]

Re: Best Dance

Adding Injery to Insult.
Grenade fallen soliders. There's actually a good reason to do this too. Dropping a nade on someone who's critically wounded makes 'em dead. Ie, no revives.

Park a jeep on their face. Just 'cause it's amusing running over corpses.

Curbing. Nothing like jumping up and down on someone's face to get your point across.

Mine the body. Use C4 or a claymore as a little suprise for any near by medic that might rush to his aid.

[TITAN126]

Re: Best Dance

I've always been a big fan of teabagging. :p

[DaveOnrefni]

Re: Best Dance

The grenading the bodies to turn Critically wounded to a kill actually works?

Reminds me of Wolfenstien Enemy Territory where you could knife or keep shooting the downed soldiers to keep them from being revived. (Same theory, to completely Kill, not just wound)

[WarGimp]

Re: Best Dance

The grenading the bodies to turn Critically wounded to a kill actually works?

Reminds me of Wolfenstien Enemy Territory where you could knife or keep shooting the downed soldiers to keep them from being revived. (Same theory, to completely Kill, not just wound)

Yup.
Arty, tank rounds, and C4 work too.

C4ing a fallen grunt is just mean.
And fun.

[ARC|Noodles]

Re: Best Dance

Teabag FTW!

[BlueBunny63]

Re: Best Dance

You teabaggers really enjoy putting your (virtual) nuts in another guy's face?

Yeah, I know... it's a lifestyle question, and I shouldn't judge.

[Chowley]

Re: Best Dance

yes its better than a biday. :p

[<}US{>BlackHawkPilot73]

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Teabag FTW!

[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Owner/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]Woot hell ya

[sgt-Sander-NL]

Re: Best Dance

you have to upload your screenshot to show it to us :)

[D|sso]

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[IMG]file:///C:/DOCUME%7E1/Owner/LOCALS%7E1/Temp/moz-screenshot.jpg[/IMG]Woot hell ya

LOL are you seriously trying to post a screenie from your HD? :laugh:

[Eviscereightor]

Re: Best Dance

ahahahahahahhahahahahahahahah

[baggygreen]

Re: Best Dance

Fair go, he might not have posted pics before!

and also, my favourite dance is a combo, only able to be done if you are really miffed at the bloke and you're both quick and lucky:

kill, quick teabag (i prefer 'potato-sacking'), c4, then a stare to finish off.

Unless hes a medic in which case i'd finish with spamming med packs from his kit! i managed this only a few times, normally i end up being killed - teabagging at the entrance to karkand isnt the best of ideas!

[rombaft]

Re: Best Dance

You need to seek help.

and he is not kidding, look for help man