Worst...Team...Ever

[Cloudvii]

I just joined a server and saw the ticker standing at 260 somthing to 220 somthing for the first few seconds I thought everything might be ok if we pick it up (we only had the carrier, this is on oman btw).

Then it started 10 secs in I get TK'd I suppose it was for standing near a blackhawk any way I get back and I see an AT shoot his missle across the boat and explode afully loaded BH...on our side ofcourse.
I walk over to the edge where a engi proptly shoots me in the back and says "my jet" still alive by a point of HP I watch as he takes of he then proceded to fly the jet in to the ocean.

wondering what I did to get here I walk back to the BH spawn and jump in as a minigunner. out of the corner of my eyes I see somthing like a nade flying toward us, the heli is now air borne and the flash bang goes off bliding the driver leading us to crash into what I presume was the ondeck radar tower.

after spawning several times all of which I was flash banged almost instantly I finally gave up spawning on deck (im stuborn i know but w/e) now in a boat I await the long drive to shore. the enemy team is now openly ssaying how bad we are and as the only person on the team with a score above 10 (I was reviving people who got TK'd, which usually led to me being tk'd) they stated that this "sucks" to which I replied "guess how I feel" they had a good laugh and I decided I had had enough of this team so I left.

If anyone else has some horror stories I invite them to post them here. :salute:

[werewolfversion2]

Re: Worst...Team...Ever

If I was you, I would've tk'd those little ****s till I got banned.

[DrunkenPirate]

Re: Worst...Team...Ever

I have hadsome experiences like this, on the same map too.

[Jarhead101]

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lmao, that is some funny sh!t

[WDA_Endless954]

Re: Worst...Team...Ever

Guess I played a similar, though not as bad, round last night.

Karkand 64, 40 players about. The USMC decides not to bring up any armor, didn't want it I guess. They were almost all snipers. We stole their armor, giving us two tanks and four APCs for the snipers to destroy with hand grenades, and they tried valiently to use claymores as well. They never got a single flag and none of them stopped being snipers. I think the only reason any of them got kills was because the infantry decided to invade their rear since they were hopeless at attacking.

Worst Team Ever.

[xIRONHEADx]

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I was on Strike at Karkand. I spawned in at 180 vs. 220 us being the loosing side. I noticed that no one was excersizing any kind of teamwork at all. The MEC's have a convoy of about 2 APC's a Tank and about 20-30 swinging c****. They really had it together. We on the other hand were worried about who was gonna get the tank. No engineers did thier job except lay mines that killed everyone but the enemy. Sniper slaying claymores so no one else can get up the ladder or booby trapping the corners.

Worst team ever!

[imported_Diarrabies]

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My worst team ever was at Oman (24 players on a 32 map). I joined a little late on the MEC team. The U.S. had capped every base and was now defending the closest bases or base-raping us. I was a sniper so I sneak out on foot and get loose. Once I'm behind the main enemy force I create a squad and start inviting. Everyone turns me down. This surprises me so I look at the map. There's one other squad of two guys that keeps taking our armor to the hotel and failing to cap it. The rest of my team (three quarters of our guys) are either in jets or waiting for jets.

So I grit my teeth, mutter obscenities and decide to win the round by myself. I figure at least I'll have air support, so I spot every vehicle and soldier I can find on the way to one of the beach bases where lay down to capture it. I notice that despite me spotting the same vehicles over and over again, I still don't see any freindly jets. That is, I didn't see any friendly jets until I got the flag to neutral, at which point one of them comes roaring in from the ocean and bombs the **it out of me.

I'm pretty annoyed, but I respawn and try the same thing again. I get to the same beach base and this time our air force was realy on it's toes. I got friendly bombed before the flag even went neutral (different pilot this time). This time I'm really mad, so I ream my team about capturing flags instead of getting bombed on the airstrip and tell our bombers to try hitting the enemy front lines where they might actually hit someone besides me.

After blowing off some steam, I join the only other squad and respawn at hotel in the middle of a vehicle battle, so I hide in the pool where I won't die and I can help cap the flag. Our tank wins the battle and the flag was about 3/4's ours when the tank and me get blown to bits by yet another friendly bomb.

Then I got kicked for swearing.

wondering what I did to get here I walk back to the BH spawn and jump in as a minigunner. out of the corner of my eyes I see somthing like a nade flying toward us, the heli is now air borne and the flash bang goes off bliding the driver leading us to crash into what I presume was the ondeck radar tower.

That sucks, but it's pretty funny too.