Funny as hell

[Badmandant]

Here is a xfire log of me and a new recruit of [URA], I am glad to say he is no longer with the marine division or the clan. This person is a disgrace to the united states and the marine corps. I have absolutely no respect for any people like this. If this person ever tries to join your clan, I suggest that you turn him down. Unless you like people who lie,cheat,never attend any practices, or participate in the clan.

<thebigredmachine is now playing Joint Operations: Typhoon Rising>
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: hey hows it going?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: pretty good
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: not dead yet
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: your still in fallugia
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: back in baghdad now
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: im getting sent home in 2 weeks
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: oh, how come you havent been on in a wile?
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: really i heard that the next time they were sending marines home was in june
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: bin kinda busy and my comps bin F8cked up
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: did you get hurt or someting?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: yea
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: how
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: ak47 damn near took my leg off
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: but its still there
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: really
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: yea
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: how old are you
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: ?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: 20
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: my bday was yesterday i was 19
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: really your registration said 15
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: on what
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: the registration
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: for ura
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: no my brother signed up not me
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: maby not i screw up like that all the time
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: oh
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: what kind of weapon do you have?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: did have a car-15 but he had to give those up now i carry a m4/m203
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: you still have the car-15
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: oh
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: that sucks
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: dam thing kept jamming so i got a dif gun
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: what about the laws?/
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: oh
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: that sucks
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: we are using at4s
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: oh you got rid of the laws
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: ?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: yea
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: oh thats good those things suck
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: they finally figured out that are unit had the old crap
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: so we got some m4s at4s m249 machine guns and all that crap
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: oh
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: so your in a hospital now?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: got checked out yesterday
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: did you have to get surgery?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: yea just minor
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: bullet was barely in me
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: i coulda gotit out but i was to chicken
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: i thought it almost took off your leg
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: yea if it had hit about 3inches to the left i woulda bin paralized cus it woulda hit a vital part or w/e they said
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: where did it hit you?
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: where in the leg?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: right behind my leg
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: in the meaty part
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: so your on crutches or a wheel chair?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: wheelchair right now
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: oh that sucks
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: when are you coming home
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: ?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: 2 weeks
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: well thats good
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: yup
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: whats your unit?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: 101st
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: 101st what?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: marine division
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: division?
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: really?
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: yea
BB.Sgt.Tachyon: why
[URA]2nd Lt.Badmandant: thats funny, because there is no 101st marine division
<thebigredmachine stopped playing Joint Operations: Typhoon Rising>
<This user is now offline>


oh and if you ever see this person on xifer thebigredmachine, tell him that I said hi.

[IntensivCareBear]

Re: Funny as hell

ah this guy was pretending to be a marine when he wasnt?

and how did you know him before? you said you thought he was still in fallujah? thats pretty confusing.

and are you a marine in real life, or is this some poser clan?

haha moron got 101st airborne mixed up with the marines.

surprised he didnt say 75th marine regiment! (for those many here who know nothing of military, 75th Ranger Regiment is the proper unit)

[Big_red_Cube]

Re: Funny as hell

oh and if you ever see this person on xifer thebigredmachine, tell him that I said hi.

not to be confused with Big_Red_Cube....cause I aint a 15 year old Marine wannabe with aspirations of getting shot in the leg

[eDmunDo]

Re: Funny as hell

Ubertardlamerness

[Iceman20]

Re: Funny as hell

WOW, this is such a disgrase, just...WOW

[Badmandant]

Re: Funny as hell

ah this guy was pretending to be a marine when he wasnt?

and how did you know him before? you said you thought he was still in fallujah? thats pretty confusing.

and are you a marine in real life, or is this some poser clan?

haha moron got 101st airborne mixed up with the marines.

surprised he didnt say 75th marine regiment! (for those many here who know nothing of military, 75th Ranger Regiment is the proper unit)

yah he was.

No i talked to him before on xfire and he was telling me a bunch of bs about him being in fallujah.

No my brother is a real marine, I just think this guy is a complete moron. He would never have the guts to join the USMC.

Yah. He probably dosent know anything about the marines.

WOW, this is such a disgrase, just...WOW

yes, exactly.

[MouseNo4]

Re: Funny as hell

Boring...

[Ghost-MOH-]

Re: Funny as hell

15 year old claiming to be 20 and in the military what's not funny?

[dogboy71]

Re: Funny as hell

Well he did know the Dif between a LAW and an AT-4

[lastborncircle]

Re: Funny as hell

good to see were seeding out idiots from our clan!
people who pretend to me in the military bug the hell out of me.
however its flattering to me being active duty military that people pretend to be part of it.
must mean im part of something people would like to lie about being in!

[aLLyBOOM]

Re: Funny as hell

noob...

[Orphious2006]

Re: Funny as hell

good to see were seeding out idiots from our clan!
people who pretend to me in the military bug the hell out of me.
however its flattering to me being active duty military that people pretend to be part of it.
must mean im part of something people would like to lie about being in!

Yea but your Airforce!!! Just kiddin man! I am Army National Guard. Just got back from Iraq just before Thanksgiving. Was stationed on FOB Danger in Tikrit.

[IceManHG]

Re: Funny as hell

Well, at least you did all of us a favor and made him look like a retard. Good show.

[White*Feather*67]

Re: Funny as hell

He should have said he used the PKM....

What a noob.

[Badmandant]

Re: Funny as hell

Well, at least you did all of us a favor and made him look like a retard. Good show.

I didnt exactly make him look like a retard, he did that himself.