Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

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  • bitvomit

    #1

    Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

    To keep snipers as pets, search around the map in a tank or APC while keeping track of any snipers that your team has spotted. When you find one, roll up beside him and say "You are now my pet <insert snipers name here>. If you shoot any of my teammates you will be killed and your kit will be stolen!"
  • troybob
    Member
    • Sep 2007
    • 2823

    #2
    Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

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    • DrunkenPirate
      Ascended
      • Mar 2005
      • 4210

      #3
      Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

      well this is a new one to me. o_O

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      • USI_Krusher
        Member
        • Nov 2005
        • 443

        #4
        Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

        One too many hits on the bong.

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        • FiveO

          #5
          Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

          Yeah...that'll work. *note sarcasm

          A good sniper does not stay in the same place. Although you taking up time keeping track of 1 sniper doesn't do your team any good...so have at it!

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          • WarGimp

            #6
            Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

            Originally posted by USI_Krusher
            One too many hits on the bong.
            Yup... them's my thoughts.
            :p

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            • bitvomit

              #7
              Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

              Originally posted by FiveO
              Yeah...that'll work. *note sarcasm

              A good sniper does not stay in the same place. Although you taking up time keeping track of 1 sniper doesn't do your team any good...so have at it!
              It actually has worked for me, 3 pets and counting. It's hilarious when the sniper realizes he's out in the middle of nowhere and can't do jack to armor. I had one guy just suicide LOL. Most snipers I come across do stay in the same place :). Sometimes I get sick of just flat out killing other players so I do stupid things like making pets out of snipers. No one cares what happens in a pub anyway so have at it I will! :)

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              • MG36CE Fan

                #8
                Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

                Originally posted by bitvomit
                To keep snipers as pets, search around the map in a tank or APC while keeping track of any snipers that your team has spotted. When you find one, roll up beside him and say "You are now my pet <insert snipers name here>. If you shoot any of my teammates you will be killed and your kit will be stolen!"

                Crack Whore

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                • ConscriptVirus
                  Member
                  • Oct 2007
                  • 6369

                  #9
                  Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

                  ooook....tho i rarely see snipers go solo...theyre usually like in a pack with other plp

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                  • BirdShot

                    #10
                    Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

                    I don't know which is worse - a snipe who does nothing to help the team, or a tanker who does nothing to help the team...

                    BS

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                    • bitvomit

                      #11
                      Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

                      Originally posted by BirdShot
                      I don't know which is worse - a snipe who does nothing to help the team, or a tanker who does nothing to help the team...

                      BS
                      Or a sniper who drives a tank that does nothing to help the team :P

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                      • Bullit_toof

                        #12
                        Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

                        How do you know he hasn't just 'spotted' you and is rapidly Voip for helo help? I going to stick with my own methods when dealing with snipers and thats to introduce them to a length of cold hardened steel.

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                        • thesalt

                          #13
                          Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

                          Hm, intriguing.


                          But I'm afraid no. I'd much rather have my two points and move on to bigger and better things.

                          Like more points. :-P

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                          • MisterBubbles

                            #14
                            Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

                            Useless.

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                            • Jake

                              #15
                              Re: Keeping enemy snipers as pets.

                              I run them over.

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