Stuck out in the field and down to your last magazine? Or maybe your a sniper up a crane and you wasted your last claymore boobytrapping a TOW?
You could call for a supply crate, but you know how unreliable they can be...one never around when you need it then three turn up at once! Plus it takes sooo long to find anything in them, rooting around through all those spanners, bandages and vodnik tyres just to find a couple of measly grenades. Support players carry all your favourite ammo types, and also offer a free home delivery service to all players. And if you're on the move don't worry, our delivery staff can leave your order at a convenient location for you to pick up later.
Also, did you know that much of the ammunition in supply crates is cheaply imported or end-of-line bankrupt stock? Support players carry only the finest ammunition which undergoes strict quality control testing to ensure you get the best bang for your buck! Your order will come packaged in an attractive leather presentation bag carrying the distinctive "Support" designer logo, which can be used as a briefcase, washbag or to carry sandwiches and a flask of tea.
Granted, supply crates can heal you (at a pace roughly equivalent to a snail covered in germolene crawling over you), but when was the last time a supply crate gunned down the sniper that was creeping up to knife you whilst you were digging around for a flashbang? Remember, to support your local small businesses as you won't find better customer service, supply crates can be so impersonal and sometimes you can't even get through to the call centre. And finally, don't worry about saying thanks...the look on your face as you recieve you're much cherished package is thanks enough (along with the +1). Besides, there's nothing more upsetting than seeing a valued customer get shot in the head whilst fiddling around with the comms rose :)
You could call for a supply crate, but you know how unreliable they can be...one never around when you need it then three turn up at once! Plus it takes sooo long to find anything in them, rooting around through all those spanners, bandages and vodnik tyres just to find a couple of measly grenades. Support players carry all your favourite ammo types, and also offer a free home delivery service to all players. And if you're on the move don't worry, our delivery staff can leave your order at a convenient location for you to pick up later.
Also, did you know that much of the ammunition in supply crates is cheaply imported or end-of-line bankrupt stock? Support players carry only the finest ammunition which undergoes strict quality control testing to ensure you get the best bang for your buck! Your order will come packaged in an attractive leather presentation bag carrying the distinctive "Support" designer logo, which can be used as a briefcase, washbag or to carry sandwiches and a flask of tea.
Granted, supply crates can heal you (at a pace roughly equivalent to a snail covered in germolene crawling over you), but when was the last time a supply crate gunned down the sniper that was creeping up to knife you whilst you were digging around for a flashbang? Remember, to support your local small businesses as you won't find better customer service, supply crates can be so impersonal and sometimes you can't even get through to the call centre. And finally, don't worry about saying thanks...the look on your face as you recieve you're much cherished package is thanks enough (along with the +1). Besides, there's nothing more upsetting than seeing a valued customer get shot in the head whilst fiddling around with the comms rose :)
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