All the things that make the n00bs cry

[Bullit_toof]

Re: All the things that make the n00bs cry

How cool are the production values especially the chopper whoring bit.

You really get to appreciate the rag doll physics too.

Pre 1.2 those bunny hopping soldiers should be go to the olympics entering the high jump, long jump, pole vault but with no need for the pole.

[Terroser]

Re: All the things that make the n00bs cry

That video shows three things:

1) How very beautiful the graphics engine in BF2 is,

2) How completely lame you make the game look with your bunny hopping antics and,

3) How correct the devs were to make the changes they did in 1.2




Mind you, all the helicopter stuff was pretty cool.

1. You are correct

2. So learn to shoot, bunnyhoppers.
so they will know it will not work.

3.Yes, this for the noobs who not wantend to adept.

[spaceace]

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1. You are correct

2. So learn to shoot, bunnyhoppers.
so they will know it will not work.

3.Yes, this for the noobs who not wantend to adept.

Unfortunately for you the so-called "noobs" are the majority of the people who play this game, and incidentally how are EA supposed to make money out of the game if it isn't accessible to new players? Like it or not, the games industry is just that, an industry and I stopped kidding myself that they do this out of the goodness of their hearts a long time ago...jeez, Steve Jobs shafted his mate over Breakout and that was nearly 30 years ago!

Dice created a game and it was pitched a certain way, focussed on squad play, frequent respawns, incidental vehicles accessible to everyone and a balanced game environment. EA then markets the game accordingly...sadly the general public are extrememly creative and further down the line the devs realise there's some flaws/loopholes/oversights that affect the game experience. That would be the spec-ops one man army, unhittable planes and bunnies with grenade launchers. This sets off alarm bells as I'm guessing they want to be able to milk the game for 2-3 years, and if new players cut their teeth in SP where the bots naturally behave as the devs ideal players, then go online and spawn into a bouncing quake-style fragfest they'll be dissapointed. I love Quake, but if I want to play it I'll play it - I play BF2 because it's different and I don't want to transfer my Quake tactics to BF2, I want to learn to play BF2. A lot of the things that have been disabled are Quake/UT-ish tactics, and as far as I'm concerned anything goes in those games, that's the point.

BF2 isn't realistic, we all know that, but it has to at least feel realistic. People bouncing around ruins the real-life atmosphere the game has, C4 exploding mid air all over the place is an extrememly effective tactic but it doesn't fit the game. I'm sure initially they hoped that people would become immersed in the atmosphere and play the game so it "feels" right, obviously daft on their part but hey, they've only got billions to spend on R&D and playtesting

[Keith Maniac]

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Why do you still complain about 1.2 changes? No one is forcing you to patch your game. You can just keep playing 1.12 if you want to c4jumpdolphindiveetc.

Or better yet, make yourself a mod that enables dolphin-diving and c4 jumpthrowing and see how many players that actually attracts.

Otherwise, I recommend that you (=patch whiners) just wither away and die if you can't play anymore. Majority wanted the c4 jump throwing and jumpshooting etc OUT of BF2.

[Terroser]

Re: All the things that make the n00bs cry

Unfortunately for you the so-called "noobs" are the majority of the people who play this game, and incidentally how are EA supposed to make money out of the game if it isn't accessible to new players? Like it or not, the games industry is just that, an industry and I stopped kidding myself that they do this out of the goodness of their hearts a long time ago...jeez, Steve Jobs shafted his mate over Breakout and that was nearly 30 years ago!

Dice created a game and it was pitched a certain way, focussed on squad play, frequent respawns, incidental vehicles accessible to everyone and a balanced game environment. EA then markets the game accordingly...sadly the general public are extrememly creative and further down the line the devs realise there's some flaws/loopholes/oversights that affect the game experience. That would be the spec-ops one man army, unhittable planes and bunnies with grenade launchers. This sets off alarm bells as I'm guessing they want to be able to milk the game for 2-3 years, and if new players cut their teeth in SP where the bots naturally behave as the devs ideal players, then go online and spawn into a bouncing quake-style fragfest they'll be dissapointed. I love Quake, but if I want to play it I'll play it - I play BF2 because it's different and I don't want to transfer my Quake tactics to BF2, I want to learn to play BF2. A lot of the things that have been disabled are Quake/UT-ish tactics, and as far as I'm concerned anything goes in those games, that's the point.

BF2 isn't realistic, we all know that, but it has to at least feel realistic. People bouncing around ruins the real-life atmosphere the game has, C4 exploding mid air all over the place is an extrememly effective tactic but it doesn't fit the game. I'm sure initially they hoped that people would become immersed in the atmosphere and play the game so it "feels" right, obviously daft on their part but hey, they've only got billions to spend on R&D and playtesting

Did you ever read the the solution about c4

The people could use the c4 so fast because there was no delay in it.
the simpelst thing was to set a timer like 1.5 seconds or something

because in real-life I can throw c4 more then 2 meters you know.
also because i want to throw them over a fence so i can blow up a freaking tank.

the AA quastion is a good thing that they maked . only the AA from the planes are flawd.

m203= still use it and it's fine to use it like before in 1.12

bunnyhopping= as olmost be dead because the stemia bug is fixed and no more shooting and jumping

dolpvin dive?? can still do it, only I can not shoot anymore
the solution for this was:

to make a block so you could not press z 10 times when you where in the air.


This would maked the patch a good thing.
but still i like BF2 :laugh:

just my opinion

[Combined]

Re: All the things that make the n00bs cry

The first video was impressive, the second one was garbage.

[ZSpider]

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C4's practically useless now. All you can do is destroy commander assets. I've only destroyed about 10 tanks with C4 after the patch, used to be 30 a day.

well thats the point of spec ops class anti tank are for destroying tanks :|:

[spaceace]

Re: All the things that make the n00bs cry

Did you ever read the the solution about c4

The people could use the c4 so fast because there was no delay in it.
the simpelst thing was to set a timer like 1.5 seconds or something

because in real-life I can throw c4 more then 2 meters you know.
also because i want to throw them over a fence so i can blow up a freaking tank.

just my opinion

I've led a sheltered life...never had the chance to play with plastic explosives , and tanks are pretty scarce in my town. Will have to put it in my "Things to do before I'm 30" list...oh bugger, I'm 31

Seriously though, yes you could throw a c4 pack more than 2 metres if you wanted to, but it isn't what you're average c4-using professional would be doing with it in day-to-day life. It's a demolitions charge, not a narking great hand grenade! People lobbing C4 around like it was the UT flak cannon spoiled the atmosphere, besides it looks daft..

[evilzucchini]

Re: All the things that make the n00bs cry

C4 chucking took skill? LMFAO!!!

I went for my explosive badge and in ONE round I "mastered" the art of jumping, throwing and switching and clicking. Went 37 - 10 without having any prior experience doing it.

Skill. . . give me a break.

[Hu.Z_of_PLA]

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I would like to have a tank fight with that guy in the video. I could hit from the mid base near USMC spawn in kubra dam ALL the way into the tunnel.

[)-SiN-( Max666]

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Snarf & Un4 Miss the late night ownage :rock: :banana:

[Revoluti0n]

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Why do you still complain about 1.2 changes? No one is forcing you to patch your game. You can just keep playing 1.12 if you want to c4jumpdolphindiveetc.

Or better yet, make yourself a mod that enables dolphin-diving and c4 jumpthrowing and see how many players that actually attracts.

Otherwise, I recommend that you (=patch whiners) just wither away and die if you can't play anymore. Majority wanted the c4 jump throwing and jumpshooting etc OUT of BF2.

You know what Keith, you should have not even posted in this thread. No one is complaining about the 1.2 patch. For you to make that assumption shows how small your attention span actually is. Go take your "Praise the Patch" BS to another thread dont hijack something with your nonsense.

[StalkerZERO]

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I loved the second video I thought it was funny. :)
Especially toward the end how the guy with c4 was following this enemy noob for a long time without being noticed. LOL layed on the ground and was firing at something and the c4 guy just plopped a c4 right on his butt! :laugh:
Backed a wee bit then......BOOOM!! Very very funny! :laugh:

[HicRic]

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The first video claimed "BF2 OWNAGE!", but I didn't see any ownage. Sure the guy can chuck some C4, good for him. Nothing was done that was amazing. The chopper footage was average at best. Killing spawning inf with the MEC chopper cannon? That's not ownage, that's easy. As is TV missiling tanks.

And what's so special about dropping the group of bombs from a bomber that it needs to be shown in a replay about four times? Whoop-de-do, you can press the 'drop bomb' button and hit an outpost, nobody's done that before!

And then the clip of arty firing and landing? Wow, yes, that was ownage for sure. Not. :p

Jihad jeeping into the tank twice? Again, yawnsome - I've done it plenty of times, it's not hard or impressive to do. He didn't even survive the explosion.

So, not to be mean or anything, but the kind of play going on in that first vid was hardly exceptional in any way. My BF2 ability is average at best and I wasn't impressed. No ownage there, sorry.

[Kattspya]

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The first video claimed "BF2 OWNAGE!", but I didn't see any ownage. Sure the guy can chuck some C4, good for him. Nothing was done that was amazing. The chopper footage was average at best. Killing spawning inf with the MEC chopper cannon? That's not ownage, that's easy. As is TV missiling tanks.

I said the same thing when he released the helo footage as a trailer. Apparently it's ownage because it took place during a clan match.

A part or the whole of that video comes from a promotional video that noken did for some american clan.