Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

[Metasynaptic]

In reference to some observations that I may have been a touch cryptic and offensive in my first post, I have rewritten this post to sound a little less like a tool.

Quite often, I have the experience where some nub thinks he owns a jet, as yet unspawned, sitting on the runway. Often, I manage to get said jet before him, and I have to sit and watch him bawl at me, try to destroy the jet I'm powering up to take off, and stand in front of my jet to suicide himself against my wings in a vain attempt to punish me for his bad timing.

So, what I'm saying is, that if this is your style of play, and I have to suffer a teamkill because you feel it necessary to punish me, I'll simply teamkill you if you get the jet before me next time. Since you have made it clear that making me suffer with teamkill is ok, I might as well teamkill you and ensure I get the jet.

If you do not adopt this policy, you have nothing to worry about. In fact, you'll probably get the jet even if I get there first. I have been known to share, on occasion.





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If you stand in front of my jet, or the like, and force me to teamkill you when I get the jet, just to hurt me in some twisted little way, keep this in mind.

If the jet is parked at the runway, and I see your head in the pilot's helmet, I am going to cap you with the M95.

Why? I hear you ask?

Well if I have to suffer a teamkill and a punish ANYWAY, I am GETTING that jet.

[Dilla_Incognito]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

way to make friends.

[Metasynaptic]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

Getting tired of seeing:

Sumnub: I CALL THE JET THE JET IS MINE

Then getting to the jet first, ducking M203s (somehow), and then running over the fool.

[Lugal317]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

I fly engi in both planes and helos so that I can hover over arti/commander assets to repair them. The coast on Operation Cleansweep, OMAN, Dalian, are all good for flyby repairs in planes. You can also fly over the middle of the carrier and repair UAV/radar.

[Metasynaptic]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

I'll keep that in mine when I'm stealing an opposition jet with my M95 :p

[motorboatJones]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

If you stand in front of my jet, or the like, and force me to teamkill you when I get the jet, just to hurt me in some twisted little way, keep this in mind.

If the jet is parked at the runway, and I see your head in the pilot's helmet, I am going to cap you with the M95.

Why? I hear you ask?

Well if I have to suffer a teamkill and a punish ANYWAY, I am GETTING that jet.

I HATE ALL YOU JETWHORE TOSSERS. I have been tk'd for jets too many times to count. I don't even try most of the time but on the rare occasion I see a free jet, and sometimes a free chopper, I get tk'd by you and your ilk. You just HAVE to fly and will do anything to get in your precious jet. F ALL OF YOU LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. Don't even try to say you aren't the type to TK for a jet. I know you are. You just admitted it. You want it too bad. I know your type. You will kill for a jet even if the person didn't kill you first.

[Metasynaptic]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

I HATE ALL YOU JETWHORE TOSSERS. I have been tk'd for jets too many times to count. I don't even try most of the time but on the rare occasion I see a free jet, and sometimes a free chopper, I get tk'd by you and your ilk. You just HAVE to fly and will do anything to get in your precious jet. F ALL OF YOU LOSERS!!!!!!!!!!!!

p.s. Don't even try to say you aren't a TKer. I know you are. You want it too bad. I know your type.

Sure, I'll Tk, when it is brought on me. If someone else gets the jet first, I don't cry about it, I get another vehicle and just play the game... but when some fool DEMANDS the jet is his when I get there first, tough for him. If that's you, tough for you.

[The Soup Nazi]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

If I'm waiting for a jet and some sniper with an M95 runs up, the temptation to knife them before the jet spawns is almost too much to bear. Sure, they may just want the jet as a quick "taxi" to the enemy airfield, but we all know why they chose that kit/gun...

If someone stands in front of my jet when I'm about to take off, I run them over. Period. Sitting and waiting there only makes for a juicier kill for an enemy pilot. Besides, a decent pilot will more than make up for that one negative score in the first few (seconds) minutes of their flight.

[Metasynaptic]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

ANd generally, I do. I'm just SICK of people that think running them over is some sort of deterant. It just makes me guarentee to teamkill them.

[Dilla_Incognito]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

i just remembered...some dude got in my way when i was about to take off....apparently he didn't know the jets could go in reverse :p

[motorboatJones]

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My point was the jetwhores who teamkill, stand in front of you, etc., ruin the game for a lot of people. I hate everyone of them. You sounded like one of them when you said that jet was yours no matter what. That's their problem, they wanted it too bad. They don't anything to help the team, they suck and I wish ass cancer on all of them.

[Dilla_Incognito]

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My point was the jetwhores who teamkill, stand in front of you, etc., ruin the game for a lot of people. I hate everyone of them. You sounded like one of them when you said that jet was yours no matter what. That's their problem, they wanted it too bad. They don't anything to help the team, they suck and I wish ass cancer on all of them.

why not nut cancer? or like cancer in their right hand so they can longer hold a mouse/joystick good

[whoosh]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

If you stand in front of my jet, or the like, and force me to teamkill you when I get the jet, just to hurt me in some twisted little way, keep this in mind.

If the jet is parked at the runway, and I see your head in the pilot's helmet, I am going to cap you with the M95.

Why? I hear you ask?

Well if I have to suffer a teamkill and a punish ANYWAY, I am GETTING that jet.

ROFLMAO.

Thats a fact. If you are gonna get a suicide tk/punish anyway. Might as well get the jet. Never thought of it like that.

From now on they get one free suicide tk after that. I get the jet everytime. Just let them have it first then blow thier little brains out.

I love it.

[whoosh]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

If I'm waiting for a jet and some sniper with an M95 runs up, the temptation to knife them before the jet spawns is almost too much to bear. Sure, they may just want the jet as a quick "taxi" to the enemy airfield, but we all know why they chose that kit/gun...

If someone stands in front of my jet when I'm about to take off, I run them over. Period. Sitting and waiting there only makes for a juicier kill for an enemy pilot. Besides, a decent pilot will more than make up for that one negative score in the first few (seconds) minutes of their flight.

Besides. Well over half of the little pricks do it on purpose just because they didn't get the jet. They stand there waiting to get killed so they can punish the guy that gor the jet.

Screw them. I fly with a m95 from now on.

[Metasynaptic]

Re: Some advice for you, for those that think they own the jet/chopper

My point was the jetwhores who teamkill, stand in front of you, etc., ruin the game for a lot of people. I hate everyone of them. You sounded like one of them when you said that jet was yours no matter what. That's their problem, they wanted it too bad. They don't anything to help the team, they suck and I wish ass cancer on all of them.

Understood. I don't demand to have the jet 24/7, I can live without it.

I'm rather handy with a jeep and a 50 cal, too.

ROFLMAO.

Thats a fact. If you are gonna get a suicide tk/punish anyway. Might as well get the jet. Never thought of it like that.

From now on they get one free suicide tk after that. I get the jet everytime. Just let them have it first then blow thier little brains out.

I love it.

My point exactly.