Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

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  • JonnyMacFred102
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    • Aug 2005
    • 1995

    #1

    Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

    Does anyone have any idea about waht DICE and EA were smoking when they made this patch? I am curious to know, maybe for a good cause. It might help benefit people around the world. Please tell me.
  • unununium

    #2
    Re: Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

    Legalize it.

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    • UnrealAlex

      #3
      Re: Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

      I think they were tripping on Acid when they decided to nerf the helicopters so much and change the new a2a into a game of hide and seek.

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      • Chowley

        #4
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        i have it on a reliable source they are opium addicts

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        • imported_OBCD

          #5
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          mesculine, black tar herion, lots of coke, couple bong hits, cheeseburger, shrooms, and xtc

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          • chilli_peppers

            #6
            Re: Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

            they must be doing some drugs at the moment cause it seems that the stats have completely stopped updating... it's been a good 7 hours since my last battle and they still havent updated.. i swear if i dont get my veteran knife/pistol badges im gonna be ****ed

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            • Sir. Shpox

              #7
              Re: Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

              Pants.

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              • IntensivCareBear

                #8
                Re: Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

                ah stop bitching all of you.

                the patch is perfectly fine and helicopter whores were WAY overpowered in 1.12.

                EA could care less, because you will still BUY EVERY BF2 EXPANSION AND BOOSTER PACK! MUHAHAHAH!

                EA knows you will give them money, and they could care less if you complain or not.

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                • i made you

                  #9
                  Re: Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

                  They had so much money raked in from BF2 sales. They couldn't think of enough things to do with it so they tried smoking it and turned retarded.

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                  • x0pht

                    #10
                    Re: Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

                    Originally posted by IntensivCareBear
                    because you will still BUY EVERY BF2 EXPANSION AND BOOSTER PACK! MUHAHAHAH!
                    not really. BF2 is the first EA game that I've ever bought, and it is also the last. i dont like EA, it's not because of the new patch or my stats being reset. its because of a simple fact: they suck, from every perspective.

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                    • raceacontari

                      #11
                      Re: Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

                      Originally posted by IntensivCareBear
                      ah stop bitching all of you.

                      the patch is perfectly fine
                      They are "bitching" because the patch also created a lot of new bugs, and disregarded fixing some old ones (red/blue tag anyone?). So you may like it, while others, including myself, just want a patch that fixes the bugs in the game and doesn't create more!

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                      • Jofaba

                        #12
                        Re: Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

                        Why did EA reset your stats?

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                        • Paas

                          #13
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                          Originally posted by SuperTyphoon
                          Does anyone have any idea about waht DICE and EA were smoking when they made this patch?
                          Swisha' Sweets I belevie... or maybe Black and Milds? I'm not sure. I think it's Swisha' Sweets though... I could have sworn they posted that somewhere.

                          {WP}Paas

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                          • BravoTwoZeroUK

                            #14
                            Re: Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

                            Originally posted by Al3x
                            I think they were tripping on Acid when they decided to nerf the helicopters so much and change the new a2a into a game of hide and seek.
                            I think it's about time you chopper wh*res STFU!!!!!! I said this would happen soon as your precious easy kill machine got nerfed.B*tch b*tch b*tch.Get your feet on the ground and get sopme fighting done.
                            Fecking d*ckheads

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                            • Digital-Boy

                              #15
                              Re: Anyone know what DICE was smoking?

                              Cough syrup.

                              EDIT: In response to above poster, the only thing unbalanced about helicopters was sketchy AA. Helicopters weren't invincible.

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