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  • imported_Scarz

    #1

    Nooblet's corner

    Ok people, i have to tell this story because it happens to me every single game. I have screamed and shouted till im blue in the face in chat but i never can quite spread the message far enough. Today, I hope for the last time, it happened yet again, this time with wonderfully disasterous consequences. A noob jumped out of a perfectly good tank. I see it over and over again. Todays instance came when my squad was moving into mashtuur city to cap the mosque. We almost had it cleared when said nooblet drove up in his tank and started taking rocket fire. He panicked of couse, jumped out and ran when a spec op started tossing c4 on his tank. when he got out though, the spec op simply jumped into the tank and killed my entire squad with one tank shell and some well placed machine gun fire. Needless to say, i was on the verge of smashing my keyboard over the monitor. The noob however escaped to safety by jumping over the wall into the riverbed, yay!
    By posting this story here (and believe me this is only one of MANY other stories very similar to it) I hope to give some insight to the novice players out there reading this by saying NEVER GET OUT OF A TANK! EVER! IF THE TANK IS ON FIRE WITH ONE HEALTH BAR LEFT, OH WELL, DIE LIKE A MAN!
    And while I'm here, I cant remember how many people I have killed because they drove their vehicle up to a flag they can only cap while on foot and jumped out to do so. LESSON: IF YOUR IN A TANK OR APC AT A FLAG YOU CANT GET TO, FINE, STAY THERE AND SPAWN CAMP UNTIL HELP ARRIVES. I once went on a 36 to 4 killing spree because a bunch of guys in an APC at the bridge base in Kubra Dam all got out to cap the flag. Yes they got the flag, but i got their APC and then proceeded to pwn the friggin daylights out of anything that tried to spawn there for the rest of the round. Have i made my point yet?
  • imported_Scarz

    #2
    Re: Nooblet's corner

    Hmmm, according to this I'm a private... interesting.

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    • =50K= Karesk

      #3
      Re: Nooblet's corner

      I found it very annoying when someone did that in Karkand.

      If you're in a tank, it's to the death in my opinion.

      I've tried to repair tanks but I find I either get reversed over, the tank drives off or the person bails.

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      • Crowned

        #4
        Re: Nooblet's corner

        It is based on postcount as opposed to stats

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        • imported_Scarz

          #5
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          ah i see, thank you, this is my first post here

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          • Lugal317

            #6
            Re: Nooblet's corner

            I too hate it when that happens...

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            • turkeybaggins

              #7
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              yes that is certainley annoying! the only time i ever bail my tank is im spec ops and i chuck a couple C4 on it just in case the enemy does highjack it, heh heh its quite a suprise for them once i detonate it :p

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              • vim

                #8
                Re: Nooblet's corner

                If I ever bail out, I ALWAYS press x for some smoke to a:cover my retreat B: block the view if the enemy quickly jumps in.

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                • Mekstizzle

                  #9
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                  If you are Anti Tank and your tank is low on health and someone is around you, you could use reverse psychology. Or whatever. Get out of the tank, and blast that fool when he gets in. Be quick though. =/

                  Almost did it but realised that i swapped my AT kit with a F2000 and consequently got crushed...

                  Same with spec ops, c4 your tank. Use it/whore it until its low on health. Wait for some poor sap to get in once you get out. Blow that ****. Similair to Jihad/Kamikaze jeeping but more usefull. You get tank kills whilst using it and get another kill by blowing up your own tank once/if someone gets in it.

                  EDIT: But yeah, NEVER bail a healthy tank. Unless it's totally, utterly C4'd...but that's frowned upon and a cheap tactic..

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                  • Dilla_Incognito

                    #10
                    Re: Nooblet's corner

                    Wow....very good tip trick....i think...i feel abused due to all the CAPS

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                    • leelo0270

                      #11
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                      I agree, though a nice ambush Technique with S'Ops and Engineer by parking Tank at a corner near a flag, drop mines in front as enemy ground assult approaches from behind, thinking the've just hit a bonus to get a tank!

                      Got loads of Hits / Defends / kills with that little nugget

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                      • pornstarscout

                        #12
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                        nice gonna have to try that out.

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                        • WDA_Endless954

                          #13
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                          I take advatage of this all the time! Those morons just get out as if thinking "they can kill a tank but surely not a person!"

                          Whenever I get out of my tank, usually to get a new ride, I blow it up. Two reasons: keep it out of the enemy's hands, and if you blow it up it will respawn so someone else can use it.

                          Bailing on a good tank is poor teamwork and the mark of a useless teammate.

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                          • MisterBubbles

                            #14
                            Re: Nooblet's corner

                            Yeah, I did it twice today.. Sorry. :|:

                            From now on I never use tanks since I get fed up with how clumsy they are and just leave them, and then 1/4 times an enemy gets into it and kills everyone.

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                            • RAF92_Warhawk

                              #15
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                              Bet ya $50 I was that specops... lol.... I can't count how many tanks I've stolen and completely pwned all the enemies around me that were just about to kill me.

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