Stupid new patch....

[kali.mist]

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You see guys.... this is an example of how free speech works in the west.

In the islamic world, the thread would have been locked and this guy would get his legs cut off for bunny hopping like an infidel, Allllaaaah Akbar!!!

[eeeahn]

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You say that you show how bad we are? No one in their right mind shows how bad they are!

I dunno....Micheal Jackson made millions off of BAD :-D

I boast cause I am arrogant...ask EEEAHN...he knows...

Yes, I can def. personally attest to his never-ending arrogance.

And if you really wanna know my stats, ask EEEAHN about them...he knows that Im not talking out my ass

I can also attest to the fact he is pretty good at BF2. I dunno if I'd say the best (see arrogance quote) but pretty darn good....1.14 K/D ratio, 6200K, 5400D, 2.3SPM etc...

Better than me at least.

[=50K= Karesk]

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But some of us wouldn't define spamming space bar as a skill.

[neocloud]

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Not quite, BMW's and M3's in particular happen to be damn fine automobiles that are an absolute pleasure to take out and flog on mountain roads. Granted some people may have them as a status symbol but lets face it, the reason they are desired is because they are a step above the norm. Also a true status symbol would be a bently or rolls.

Please for the sake of all of your adoring readers learn the difference between your and you're. your - possessive. you're - you are. That would make reading YOUR (see possessive) elite post so much more envigorating.

One more thing. CALL THE WAAAAAAAMBULANCE! :cry:

BMW is a damn fine car, thats why I own one. I was saying that a basic 3 series( I should have clarified that) is just a basic 3 series and those people sometimes remove their badge so that people dont think its a 3 series, but people with m3s dont debage because its a status symbol and no mater what its a form of boasting...

And about my spelling....I type so quickly that there is no point in fixing it and I have a japanese keyboard and its difficult to hit the ' key because its not in the same place as the american keyboard...Its at the top of the keyboard way out of the way cause you have to hold shift and hit 7

[neocloud]

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You see guys.... this is an example of how free speech works in the west.

In the islamic world, the thread would have been locked and this guy would get his legs cut off for bunny hopping like an infidel, Allllaaaah Akbar!!!

salaboombalahekeleha

[claevade]

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Your just sad and have no arguement to back up your lame post...go read the post on how to masturbate effectivly...

"If you want it, come and claim it."

I used to play Counterstrike like crazy...But ever since they took the power of the AWP away from the Elite, like me, I stopped playing...Games are not fun when anyone including noobs can pick up any weapon and kill you.

That part made me laugh though I read on.

I will admit, I am one of those Bunner hoppers and dolphin divers! I believe I am one of the best B2 players...I am ALWAYS in the top 3 when I play, I am an Elite

Seriously how can a bunnyhopper and dolphindiver call himself an elite player, that just a joke .


If you call yourself a elite medic, I am God. Seriously I don't need to bunnyhop and dive to get a Gold medal and revive my entire squad. I just stay back a bit and use my rifle to protect myself and the critically wounded people.

Just like old school counterstrike 1.5, I will be playing the old patch until they finally take it away and at that point I will stop playing B2...

This is the only good part of your post.

This game was by far my favorite...but they have made it so that Noobs can kill ELITE!

You are being arrogant here in stating that you and you bunnyhopping skills are elite and therefore pwning those n00bs (or whatever language you speak). Sorry, but a skilled BF2 player won't worry about bunnyhopping less or more, just fight like a man and don't cry. Whatever if a newbie kills you once, makes him happy and makes you respawn. In the end you will end up with a descent score and a pleasant round anyway if you play well enough and that's what mathers. Not finding yourself elite, just being good enough to amuse yourself in one way or another.

Bunny hopping and dolphin diving was a part of the game and by them trying to take it out and it messed gameplay up so badly, this should show all those whiners who complain about the Elite that it WAS actually part of the game...

If that's "1337" or "elite" or whatever this game doesn't belong to you. Cheap tactics aren't welcome and have nothing to do with being good or bad. IMO you are good when you can support or lead your team into victory and have a lot of fun doing it. Getting high scores is a second thing, but once you are good you will end up with a gold medal now and then without even worrying about playing just for that.


Change your arrogant attitude towards your fellow BF2 players, good or not so good, it's a multiplayer game with humans, no bots. Get used to it and adapt yourself. Don't cry like a little child of not being able to bunnyhop anymore, that doesn't make you look more eh...elite" (or however you like it).


Here you got my arguments then :) .

[neocloud]

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But some of us wouldn't define spamming space bar as a skill.

I dont spam the space bar, all of my hops are timed and accurate...I jump forward and backward depending on where the enemy moves...

I have been playin FPS for some time and with the new rendering they have its a lot easier to see the moves of the opposition. And because of the rendering making it easier to see movement, you can also jump the way they are not shooting...

Maybe my way is not so much bunny hopping as it is dodging...

I dont need to smash on my spacebar to get out of the way...sometimes I will even pause and stand there for a second then jump backwards or to the side...

Its not about jumping around...Its about tact and skill, and I said the new patch doesnt affect my bunny hopping like everyone wanted it too, I was playing warlord yesterday and I was still bunny hopping everywhere and no one could kill me, its the other parts of the game that bothers me, like the medics and the claymore mines and such...

[=50K= Karesk]

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And what is your gripe with the medics?

I wasn't aware there was one.

[eeeahn]

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i'm totally eating orange sherbert out of a saucepan cuz all my bowls are dirty and i'm too lazy to wash them.

this is pretty much a reflection of how i play battlefield.

[eeeahn]

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And what is your gripe with the medics?

I wasn't aware there was one.

I think he's talking about the fact you cant revive, jump up, then run to the next guy and revive....the delay between shocking and getting up.

[neocloud]

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Change your arrogant attitude towards your fellow BF2 players, good or not so good, it's a multiplayer game with humans, no bots. Get used to it and adapt yourself. Don't cry like a little child of not being able to bunnyhop anymore, that doesn't make you look more eh...elite" (or however you like it).


Here you got my arguments then :) .

Ok, the others are not important...but I will talk about this one...

IS EVERYONE MISSING MY POSTS HERE? I can still bunny hop, there is nothing that affects my bunny hopping, its the gameplay itself, the fact that you cant jump and revive and that you can lay claymores and other bombs everywhere. a map with one team with 25 snipers and at least 3 support will dominate any place on the map! All you have to do is barracade yourself in and shoot. No one would be able to do anything, if anything, MORE people are exploiting the game now than ever!

I have seen more people doing this exploit of the FF of mines and such now than ANYONE HAS EVER bunny hopped or dolphin dove!

And yes! To answer everyone, I am arrogant! My arrogance supercedes me...



Your arguement is weak...try again..

[neocloud]

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I think he's talking about the fact you cant revive, jump up, then run to the next guy and revive....the delay between shocking and getting up.

ya...if there are 5 guys laying around you, you can only revive 2 or 3 of them because of the patch... if you are ducking and covering i mean...If you just run out there, you could get prob 4, but if you are trying to live, you wont make it

[=50K= Karesk]

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Ok, the others are not important...but I will talk about this one...

IS EVERYONE MISSING MY POSTS HERE? I can still bunny hop, there is nothing that affects my bunny hopping, its the gameplay itself, the fact that you cant jump and revive and that you can lay claymores and other bombs everywhere. a map with one team with 25 snipers and at least 3 support will dominate any place on the map! All you have to do is barracade yourself in and shoot. No one would be able to do anything, if anything, MORE people are exploiting the game now than ever!

I have seen more people doing this exploit of the FF of mines and such now than ANYONE HAS EVER bunny hopped or dolphin dove!

And yes! To answer everyone, I am arrogant! My arrogance supercedes me...



Your arguement is weak...try again..

But you never argued against the guy you quoted!!!

How can his 'treat people with respect' argument be weak when you never actually argued against it?

[[FPS]SF.Paddy]

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Neocloud wrote:

I will admit, I am one of those Bunner hoppers and dolphin divers! I believe I am one of the best B2 players...I am ALWAYS in the top 3 when I play, I am an Elite

Neocloud i have checked your stats and trust me m8 you are far from Elite. You die more times than you kill. And to say you ALWAYS in top 3, are you sure your playing multiplayer and not singleplayer against lame bots? YOU A TRULY A MEDIOCRE PLAYER WITH NO SKILL.

I'm glad EA got rid of you SCUMBAG bunny hoppers go back to CS and take all your 'Elite' bunnyhopping m8's with you. If you stick with BF2 i'm gonna come into a server where your playing and show you up big time.

[neocloud]

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But you never argued against the guy you quoted!!!

How can his 'treat people with respect' argument be weak when you never actually argued against it?

um I think you are missing something here, Im the one saying to treat people with respect...

I dont deserve to be called names...I am not disrespecting anyone unless they have disrespected me first, and even still all I am replying is that they need to come up with a better arguement than to resort to name calling