Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

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  • Sovetskeey

    #1

    Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

    I'm so glad that 1.2 is finally out!
    I had gotten so sick of the dolphin divers and noob toobers that I had switched to America's Army as my fun game (which just happened to release their 2.6 patch a few days before) until the patch came out. Now that 1.2 is out I absolutely love BF2!

    I don't consider myself as having been noobed when I get killed by a grenade launcher anymore. Mashtuur City is actually playable now. You can actually hit people now since they don't bounce around like the ****ing Energizer bunny. And best of all the support weapons don't suck ass anymore! Not to mention the kickass L96 which is the headshot sniper's wet dream By the way, the L85 is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo much better to use now

    All these kids seem to do is complain every time a patch gets released. It's like the Counter-Strike nerds when they switched over to Steam and required everyone to download Steam to play CS 1.6. One dumbass jet-whore went so far as to whine that BF2 was a "noob training grounds" now because he didn't have the mental capacity to AVOID the anti-air emplacements or use the afterburner to get far enough away from them.

    Thanks EA on a great patch. The only complaint I have is that you ruined some of the best Special Forces maps with that stupid humvee-mounted TOW rocket bug that crashes SF servers. Oh, and how bad you ****ed up on the P90. That thing is supposed to fire at 900 RPM!!! In comparison, the MP5 fires at 800 RPM.

    BF2 is so much funner to play. It's so nice not having C4 chuckers, noob toobers or blackhawk whore squads. On 1.12 I think my record was 8 times in a row being killed by ****ing noob toobs playing on Strike at Karkand.

    There's lots of other threads out their for people to complain and bitch. Could the moderators please clean out the whiney ridelin-addicted CS nerds when they whine in this thread?
  • Robske007a

    #2
    Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

    Originally posted by Sovetskeey
    I'm so glad that 1.2 is finally out!
    I had gotten so sick of the dolphin divers and noob toobers
    Who's whining?

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    • Sovetskeey

      #3
      Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

      Originally posted by Robske007a
      Who's whining?
      I was bitching about those gay exploits in 1.12. They're fixed in 1.2 now though! :)

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      • Chris_Redfield
        Member
        • Oct 2006
        • 5986

        #4
        Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

        Originally posted by Robske007a
        Who's whining?
        Owned.



        BOOM HEADSHOT!

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        • JarEme

          #5
          Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

          You're aware that both dolphin diving and m203ing work fine, right? I did both with great success not but an hour ago.

          And you think a patch that introduces a game crashing bug "rocks"? What's wrong with you?

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          • Sovetskeey

            #6
            Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

            Originally posted by JarEme
            You're aware that both dolphin diving and m203ing work fine, right? I did both with great success not but an hour ago.

            And you think a patch that introduces a game crashing bug "rocks"? What's wrong with you?
            Okay moron... You can't go prone while in midair from jumping and the M203s have a delay on them so you can't bunnyhop around and noob people while killing yourself.
            Also, if you'd open your ****ing eyes you'd have seen the words "my only complaint".
            Seriously do you get off on bitching about patches or something? I can just see it now...
            "Oh my god... Yeah... Keep on going... I'm gonna *** all over your face EA... Oh yeah... Oh!!! Ahhh!!! Yeah that's so good... Whacking off all over your 1.2 patch is just sooooo arousing EA!!! Don't stop!!!"

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            • JarEme

              #7
              Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

              Uh... right.

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              • Sovetskeey

                #8
                Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

                It's sad but true...

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                • BravoTwoZeroUK

                  #9
                  Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

                  Originally posted by Chris_Redfield
                  Owned.



                  BOOM HEADSHOT!
                  Your face when you found out you couldnt bunny hope anymore eh Chris_Redfield

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                  • [3SA]D|Sgt.Colinloves
                    Member
                    • Sep 2005
                    • 894

                    #10
                    Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

                    Come and find me in the city and I will noob you untill you think your playing the old patch. Fixed indeed, AH !

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                    • BravoTwoZeroUK

                      #11
                      Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

                      Originally posted by Colinloves
                      Come and find me in the city and I will noob you untill you think your playing the old patch. Fixed indeed, AH !
                      What city is this?Real life or we talking about the game?
                      You couldn't noob me if you had a noob tube with a grenade uo the spout

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                      • Chris_Redfield
                        Member
                        • Oct 2006
                        • 5986

                        #12
                        Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

                        Originally posted by BravoTwoZeroUK
                        Your face when you found out you couldnt bunny hope anymore eh Chris_Redfield
                        You should actually watch that video its taken from. The expression of the guys face is after he killed another guy with a headshot in CSS. The game many people desperately want BF2 to look like. I bunnyhopped when I was new to BF2. I remember I did it because I couldnt do **** with the gun and tried the easiest and simpliest movement I could find to not to get killed. After a while, when I at least COULD kill people with a gun I havent "jumped" my way out of trouble with that intention. M203 at close range was also common when I was still learning the infantry ways. Thats why I believe the "noobtbuting" and "bunnyhopping" is a "newbie" disease, nothing more, nothing less. However, its much easier for you to make unbased, biased, trolling conclusions that just make you look like another fool. Judging by your posts, I see youre 100% infantry only and you only took your time to reply to my post because Im a jet pilot not happy about the missiles.

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                        • BravoTwoZeroUK

                          #13
                          Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

                          Originally posted by Chris_Redfield
                          You should actually watch that video its taken from. The expression of the guys face is after he killed another guy with a headshot in CSS. The game many people desperately want BF2 to look like. I bunnyhopped when I was new to BF2. I remember I did it because I couldnt do **** with the gun and tried the easiest and simpliest movement I could find to not to get killed. After a while, when I at least COULD kill people with a gun I havent "jumped" my way out of trouble with that intention. M203 at close range was also common when I was still learning the infantry ways. Thats why I believe the "noobtbuting" and "bunnyhopping" is a "newbie" disease, nothing more, nothing less. However, its much easier for you to make unbased, biased, trolling conclusions that just make you look like another fool. Judging by your posts, I see youre 100% infantry only and you only took your time to reply to my post because Im a jet pilot not happy about the missiles.
                          I have actually seen the video of the idiot playing CS so there's for your biased,trolling reply Thank You come again..I see I'm not the only one who can 'assume'

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                          • Chris_Redfield
                            Member
                            • Oct 2006
                            • 5986

                            #14
                            Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

                            Originally posted by BravoTwoZeroUK
                            I have actually seen the video of the idiot playing CS so there's for your biased,trolling reply Thank You come again..I see I'm not the only one who can 'assume'
                            Wasnt trolling, just assumed you didnt watch it. Stop being paranoid

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                            • BravoTwoZeroUK

                              #15
                              Re: Quit your whining! 1.2 rocks!

                              Originally posted by Chris_Redfield
                              Wasnt trolling, just assumed you didnt watch it. Stop being paranoid
                              Exactly you assumed

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