Neil No Mates!

[Neil]

I'm NOT gay or oot, but I dont have any gaming mates. I have only just been released, sorry, only just realised that a lot of BF2 players are fookin' idiots!!
I am relatively new to my PC. My BF2 skills are average, But I am NOT stupid!!
My X-Fire and Bf2 name is ISOBUTYLPROPANE, Please help me.
I have looked at joining clans, but they seem a little to serious for me ( real exams, and having to "work out!")- **** that!
ps. I hate kids!

[Flares]

Re: Neil No Mates!

Thanks for declaring your sexuality. I'm sure everybody here wanted to know you're not gay and don't have mates. Maybe walking up to people and declaring "I'm NOT gay!" has a detrimental effect on your relationship building? A more subtle approach may increase your chances of success?

[Jamesfri13]

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come had check us out were just starting a new clan age from 18-33 no exams or try out just come and hang out with us to play on line we use ventrillo we play to have fun and team play xfire name jamesfri13 or check bf2 stats.com and you'll see were I'm playing see on the battle field or msn jamesfri13@hotmail.com are stite bottom of my sig

http://team-xgi.com/home/index.php

[Neil]

Re: Neil No Mates!

Thanks for declaring your sexuality. I'm sure we all wanted to know you're not gay and don't have mates. Maybe walking up to people and declaring "I'm NOT gay!" has a detrimental effect on your relationship building? A more subtle approach may increase your chances of success?

ITS A CATCHPHRASE! Radio 1 Mark And Lard!!

[Flares]

Re: Neil No Mates!

Ah, I see. Unfortunately quoting second rate radio hosts is also probably a no-no. Especially if you want to find a boy.. er girlfriend as well as online bosom buds to share a virtual shower with after a hot game of BF2.
Damn, it seems my advice is fruitless, you've already one potential "friend" above. He's probably not gay either, so good luck with his clan.

[Neil]

Re: Neil No Mates!

Ah, I see. Unfortunately quoting second rate radio hosts is also probably a no-no. Especially if you want to find a boy.. er girlfriend as well as online bosom buds to share a virtual shower with after a hot game of BF2.
Damn, it seems my advice is fruitless, you've already one potential "friend" above. He's probably not gay either, so good luck with his clan.

Mark and Lard ..........SECOND RATE??? ... Are you from the South?

[Lamri35UK]

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Mark and Lard ..........SECOND RATE??? ... Are you from the South?

Why ?
Are you from oop north then lass ?
Like it would matter!!

[Razorman01]

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Lol, bloody Northerners coming in here, no mates hardly suprising, do any Northeners have mates? Only flat caps & tattys me thinks

As for Mark & Lard who da F%ck are they, gay radio presenters?

[Neil]

Re: Neil No Mates!

Why ?
Are you from oop north then lass ?
Like it would matter!!

No. Not really, Northampton, but found Mark and Lard funny...sorry for the regional slant!

[[3SA]D|Sgt.Colinloves]

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Neil, Neil, orange peel, if only I could see you again.

I'll look you up in the field sometime. I will love you long time. Never leave your side, never let you die. Well, only for 10 seconds, so I can have a quick, gay corpse humping humping session.
I'm still only on day release.

[Razorman01]

Re: Neil No Mates!

No. Not really, Northampton, but found Mark and Lard funny...sorry for the regional slant!

Only pullin ya chain man, welcome to da forums, hope you find some mates, sorry i can't be one of em tho, got too many allready

[Neil]

Re: Neil No Mates!

Lol, bloody Northerners coming in here, no mates hardly suprising, do any Northeners have mates? Only flat caps & tattys me thinks

As for Mark & Lard who da F%ck are they, gay radio presenters?

I would expect that from you ... Coming from such a small village...(loondon or something) as inbreedding homo activities are the norm!

[Lamri35UK]

Re: Neil No Mates!

Aye!
Walking 'ome from t'colliery or t'pit through eight feet of snow in the summer blahblahblah.
Actually i used to like Radio1 until those idiots joined.

[Razorman01]

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Radio 1 is for spotty teenagers & Northerners only. Btw, do all northerners still live in t'bottle tops by t'side of road?

[Neil]

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War, ahh,yeah, what is it good for? huh..