A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

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  • DrJambo
    Member
    • Oct 2006
    • 349

    #1

    A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

    Rather amusing little occurrence happened yesterday on a Karkand server. Playing as MEC I'd managed to sneak out to the main US base, where upon arriving I spotted a couple of "nublets" loitering round the tank re-spawn area. I also noticed one more who was running over to join the "e" button pressing bonanza.

    Now, I know the "Hold it, cease fire!" message seems to only come when a certain amount of damage is taken from another teammate, so I settled myself down and drew my pistol, took aim and put a bullet into the leg of one of the loiterers. The fact I only shot once clearly disturbed the guy enough for him to think this might be the start of a Tk'ing frenzy for the tank. So, without looking around for an enemy first he proceeded to register a few of his own bullets into the chest of the newly approaching teammate, felling him in one burst.

    The second guy who'd been loitering for the tank clearly got a little edgy over this development and, probably thinking he was next on the list, decided to take the law into his own hands and Tk the first guy - shoot first, ask later. Needless to say I found this highly amusing and at this point then decided it was due time to fell the remaining traitor and take the tank for myself.

    So, in summary, I caused the opposition to commit 2 Tk's and if that was enough then stole their tank.

    Sweet revenge :evil:
  • Bullit_toof

    #2
    Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

    That is quality. I'm going to try and give that a go.

    I tip my hat at you sir, well done

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    • Dodg3rman

      #3
      Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

      Nice one , i wonder if they respawned there and shot each other up again.

      You could have started a TK frenzy lol

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      • rombaft

        #4
        Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

        lol, this is extremely funny indeed ,

        isn't it nice all those people on the net playing togheter

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        • imported_Demize99
          DICE Developer
          • Jun 2006
          • 225

          #5
          Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

          Best Tank Stealing tactic ever.

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          • M0_M0ney

            #6
            Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

            That has got to be the funniest, most ingenious way to steal the oppositions armor. I wish I could have been there in a bush watching. Makes me think of the 3 stooges bonkin each other around!!!!!!!!!!! great job Dr. I'm wondering if I can instigate something like that in a hangar for a jet...wouldnt that be the best........

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            • DrJambo
              Member
              • Oct 2006
              • 349

              #7
              Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

              Originally posted by Dodg3rman
              Nice one , i wonder if they respawned there and shot each other up again.

              You could have started a TK frenzy lol
              Yeah, in hindsight I wish I had hung around a little longer to see what would've transpired between the 3 doughballs after that. However, in my hyped up adrenaline-fuelled state I just legged it back to the city with my new US tank and didn't pay attention to the top left of the screen.

              Edit: Yes, a hangar would probably be better as I imagine jet whores will be even more likely to TK for their baby!

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              • imported_madness

                #8
                Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

                You could have gotten points killing them all yourself :P

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                • Farks

                  #9
                  Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

                  Haha, I have to give this one a try!:laugh:

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                  • WarGimp

                    #10
                    Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

                    Ya see... this is why I wish all servers ran battlerecorder properly.
                    Would love ta see that rendered out.

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                    • HowieMandel

                      #11
                      Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

                      but that somehow ..... wouldnt have been as comical.

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                      • Scort

                        #12
                        Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

                        Yeah, that is gotta be one of the funniest things to pull on people like that - I do it all the time with my SD pistol, when going to blow the enemy commander's assets.

                        If they're really dumb, you can do it with a sniper rifle from a long range - it never seems to register with them, that a shot was fired in the distance, lol :)

                        Scort.

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                        • BigFinger

                          #13
                          Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

                          Nice one that going to become a std tactic im sure :)



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                          • DrMcleod

                            #14
                            Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

                            Heh, very amusing. And such a sad inditement of the average players IQ.

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                            • machstem

                              #15
                              Re: A little sweet revenge on the Karkand armour "whores"

                              I normally don't focus on the closest friend, as my audio settings can distinguish between long range, close range shot.

                              Nice tactic though.

                              PEACE

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