Stat tracking for bunnies

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  • Baron Fuzzy

    #1

    Stat tracking for bunnies

    Since the infrastructure to record damn near everything you do within the game already exists, lets take it further. I propose that the movements and language of players be monitored by the ranking system. Players who routinely jump excessively while in close proximity to the enemy should be tracked, as well as players who regularly combine irregular numbers and symbols with letters along with improper capitalization in their names.

    Those who eventually build up enough points for their bunny hopping or failure to communicate intelligibly should be flagged on the stats page. Servers could have an option to automatically affix the prefix [RETARD] to every flagged player's name on the scoreboard. A translation program would be run to convert their ramblings to English. These players would also receive the "Special Person" badge, and be automatically enrolled in the nearest public education facility.


    Please consider it. Bunny hoppers are like alcoholics, and by that I dont mean they get easy after a few rounds. Bunny hoppers are trapped in an endless cycle of self abuse, like chronic masturbating or vomiting into your own shoes.They dont realize they need the love and support of friends to quit, and that is where we come in.
  • HicRic

    #2
    Re: Stat tracking for bunnies

    *chuckles* Thanks for that amusing tidbit.

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    • ZemonerZ

      #3
      Re: Stat tracking for bunnies

      Originally posted by Baron Fuzzy
      Bunny hoppers are trapped in an endless cycle of self abuse, like chronic masturbating or vomiting into your own shoes.
      hahaha, brilliant!

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      • Blades

        #4
        Re: Stat tracking for bunnies

        Omg, thats hilarious. But what about the people who have Turrets? They cant help hopping near enemies.

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        • Regent

          #5
          Re: Stat tracking for bunnies

          The ****ing word is tourettes.

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          • ZemonerZ

            #6
            Re: Stat tracking for bunnies

            turittttess makes you curse randomly doesnt it chief?

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            • jdogg88-Fed

              #7
              Re: Stat tracking for bunnies

              lmao good idea

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