If DICE made Madden 06 (HUMOR)

[SpeedyGonzales]

Ok guys, this is just for humor.. no attacks here.. just for a laugh or two..


If DICE Made Madden 06..


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At the end of the first quarter of play, your coach would walk over to
the other sidelines and start coaching for the other team...

or


During a play, your quarterback (We'll use Brett Favre).. would intentionally
throw passes to the defensive cornerbacks because they were marked
on the screen as friendlies.

or

Brett Favre would line up as Noseguard for the defense at random.

or

You wouldnt need your receiver to actually catch the pass, but
merely the ball crossing the goaline at any time would be a touchdown.

or

Players on either team would not be allowed to jump or dodge at any
time, because the opposing players would find it too hard to tackle them.

or

Jerry Rice would be able to jump in the air 32 feet to catch passes..

or

One team would be able to start at the opposing teams 20 yard line,
but the other team would start from their own 20..

or

Your kicker would be able to kick 99 yard field goals, but your
punter would only be able to kick 25 yard punts..

or

During the pre game show, a Delta formation of F16s would fly over
and bomb the hell out of everyone in the crowd.. The security detail's
AA gun emplacements would be just as useless to stop them as in BF2.

and the #1 thing that would be, if DICE made Madden 06..


The game would have to be renamed Madden 08 because they would
not be able to finish it on time...

:)

[GotheriK]

Re: If DICE made Madden 06 (HUMOR)

lol....

[IRON_MAIDEN]

Re: If DICE made Madden 06 (HUMOR)

lmao. now make "if dice made the Legend Of Zelda"

[BiG_F0X]

Re: If DICE made Madden 06 (HUMOR)

lol, nice work!