You know your **** at BF when....!

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  • NAK[n00gz]Wolf

    #16
    Re: You know your **** at BF when....!

    Originally posted by yorkshireman
    7) Rushing an enemy close by and rotating between ammopack/knife/packed lunch!
    lol that cracked me up bigtime happnd to me the other night selected every weapon but the knife.

    another one ive done is throw a grenade only for it to hit a wall and bounce back right @ my feet.

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    • aLLyBOOM
      Member
      • Jul 2005
      • 687

      #17
      Re: You know your **** at BF when....!

      lol. I just love when im playing and it has just got dark and i havn't bothered to switch a light on. It generally results in me misplacing my hand on the keyboard and ejecting from my plane into the sea when i meant to switch to bombs... I once did it three times in a round and felt pretty stupid.

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      • GT4Fan

        #18
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        I saw someone yesterday trying to revive someone while he was standing. He tried like 30 times and it was too late for me to say "you gotta crouch for that rofl!".

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        • imported_Demon6

          #19
          Re: You know your **** at BF when....!

          Originally posted by yorkshireman
          Just a few of the reasons why I'll stay ranked no. 300,00 in the world:

          1) When you spawn in your first game as MEC, throw a grenade and get kicked for 4 T/Ks because you thought the blue name tags were US!
          Ha ha I got the same problem when I entered the game for the first time :). I needed some time to adjust after BF9142 and BF: Vietnam.

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          • imported_Demon6

            #20
            Re: You know your **** at BF when....!

            Originally posted by GT4Fan
            I saw someone yesterday trying to revive someone while he was standing. He tried like 30 times and it was too late for me to say "you gotta crouch for that rofl!".
            Actually you don't have to crouch. You can do it standing up. I also thought that you need to at least crouch but my friend showed me that I do not need to.

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            • Splinter
              Member
              • Apr 2007
              • 461

              #21
              Re: You know your **** at BF when....!

              9) Think i'm fast enough to run through that glowing red cicle on the mini map!

              :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: I always see ppl doing this when Im commander

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              • UndercoverAndrey

                #22
                Re: You know your **** at BF when....!

                Fat Fingers Lmao Hahah Thats Funny!!

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                • nipple

                  #23
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                  good to know that im not alone

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                  • imported_Rafterman
                    Member
                    • May 2005
                    • 1105

                    #24
                    Re: You know your **** at BF when....!

                    Yep, sometimes you just have those kind of days.

                    How about:

                    Hopping in a the Linebacker. Stealthily approaching the closets engagement, scanning for aerial targets, locking onto the enemy attack chopper, firing 2 stingers -- BAM -11 for a friendly kill you didn't even have on your HUD.

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                    • Capt_Havok

                      #25
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                      I also remember before they patched vehicles doing less damage to people, when you'de roar up in a jeep, hop out to fulfill your angel of death manifest destiny, get your foot caught in the door, and die a humiliating death.

                      You could almost hear the "Greatest American Hero" theme as you were dragged to your doom.

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                      • [FM]Master_Chief

                        #26
                        Re: You know your **** at BF when....!

                        Am I the only one that constantly thinks I'm skinny enough to squeeze in between a building and a closely parked vehicle only to die in the process?

                        BTW this should really be fixed, don't you think?

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                        • yorkshireman

                          #27
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                          I just tried to jump onto a moving enemy tank so he'd think I was carrying C4...... won't try that one again!

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                          • vbl

                            #28
                            Re: You know your **** at BF when....!

                            Originally posted by [FM]Master_Chief
                            Am I the only one that constantly thinks I'm skinny enough to squeeze in between a building and a closely parked vehicle only to die in the process?

                            BTW this should really be fixed, don't you think?
                            It was on my list of little things that'll never get fixed. I'm also still convinced that I should be able to squeeze into the bamboo tree clusters on Songhua - but I just keep sliding around them.

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                            • BeerStein

                              #29
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                              lol - good stuff there.

                              Hey at least you didn't waste time running around chasing an enemy trying to give them ammo or health...lol.

                              The red blue issue was a bit tough to get used to - I immediately loved the new system though. No having to second guess yourself....well except for the redman bug.

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                              • puglous

                                #30
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                                When you shoot a tank with small arms fire only to reveal the hiding spot of your whole squad.

                                I've never done that, but I've seen the enemy do it countless times in the past.

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