Biggest Noob award?

[Badboris_uk]

Who is the biggest, most useless noob? Do you know any?

Post thier stats on BF2s and the reason you nominated them, for example:

dozens of deaths while holding a defribrilator, yet about 3 actual revives etc.

Extra kudos is awarded for irony - e.g. someone called OmFgImtEhPwnzORzz (or something similar) that has a kill/death ratio of 0.1

[xpnl]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

WHO CARES???

As long as the player have fun playing the game..there is no need to make him stupid on this forum.

Go to school and let them tease you
OK!

[=50K=Skuz]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

This is what stats do...

[iewgnem]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

Who is the biggest, most useless noob? Do you know any?

You for coming up with this idiotic question.

[LoganX]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

My Nominee is D503
See this Post:rofl: :rofl: :shakehead :shakehead

[Badboris_uk]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

wow, you sure like your high horse....

c'mon, am just looking to get a humourous conversation going but I guess the chances of that are pretty slim, eh?

[LoganX]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

...but I guess the chances of that are pretty slim, eh?

Yep

[WarGimp]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

Folks 'round here generally don't seem very comfortable with expressing or the expression of a sense of humor.

With notable exceptions, of cource.
:p


The biggest noob I know is a buddy of mine. Plays under the handle "Runic". Great guy, he's just not much of a gamer. He still loves to tool around in BF2 (he's into firearms and millitary stuffs). His basic play style:

Spawn. Run in a random direction until he sees a red dot or some guy with a red flag. Point gun in general direction of said red dot. Run in that direction. Pull trigger until it goes click. Die. Spawn. Run in a random direction... Repeat until I can't take it anymore and slap him upside the head.

[Digital-Boy]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

The guy who TKs for the J-10/Z-10 on Wake and still gets a 3:2 KDR.

[Badboris_uk]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

I always remember when playing Team fortress classic as the medic (again, the most deadly class.... hmmm) and you could infect people with a virus that slowly drained their health, and spread between members of their team on contact, people would always rush back to the spawn zone and infect their whole team trying to get their health back.... that was ace :P

I think it would be abused in battlefield though :P

[mfn man]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

i saw some retard get into an apache and it went out of control and hit a tower. also i was chasing a hind(crapy m.e.c transport chopper) at kubra dam and he tried the bond move through the tunnel. his chopper was to big and he got suck and died.:p

[Eddy01741]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

THis guy deserves it: http://bf2s.com/player/1Maddog/
Look at his best round score, and look at the number of killz with a knife. He's a total stat padder, we already have a thread in this same forum about him.

[GSG9xSNIPER]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

THis guy deserves it: http://bf2s.com/player/1Maddog/
Look at his best round score, and look at the number of killz with a knife. He's a total stat padder, we already have a thread in this same forum about him.

AMAZING. Somebody need to report that stuff.. Over 200 and 300 kills on 1 person. Yeha I would say WIPE the account clean

[sackynut]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

Umm, who cares who the biggst noob is. Probably some lil 8 year old who just bought the game and is running on a ATI 8500 and cries when he dies and cant kill a single person. BUT WHO WILL ONE DAY GROW UP TO OWN US ALL BECAUSE HE STARTED GAMING AT AGE 8!

[DeadlyMACD]

Re: Biggest Noob award?

This thread is for fun.

I nominate 1_big_pile_of_poo. If the name isn't enough he spamms requests until getting killed by his own commander.