Setting the Scene

[imported_Claydough]

Move this thread plz posted it wrong place

Well its a story game were I being the first person sets the scene then the next post continues it in there own style. But when the next person posts the contiuation it has to have the following: the main characters and plot.
Heres the story:

Once upon a time,
there was a lonly coconut that served in the army. He was a Medic. Mr. Coconut cared about all of his patients, he even liked going out in the field. The only thing he liked more was killing people. He slaughtered them out in the field left and right never going to stop thought his Squad.Till...

[mullz]

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... he realised he was a coconut and shouldn't really be in the army but up in a tree. So as the coconut rolled home, he bumped into his friend the pineapple, the poor little coconut burst into tears, the pineapple asked what was wrong!

"well" said the coconut...

[« R²» HKS]

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"well" said the coconut I maybe bored but I haven't gone bananas to continue this story! :laugh:

[Artful Dodger]

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and the story goes on....

The next day he was so bored and depressed he decides to drown him self in the sea. he rolls around trying to find the best place, then he realises that he just wants to do it, so he dives in the water he thinks hes going down his life flashes before him, when all of a sudden he relises hes just Bobbing on the surface of the water. he tries swimming back to shore but the tide just takes him further and further away. after 10 minutes of being carried by the waves he comes accross.........

[ledbythereaper]

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A giant lemon called fred, fred the lemon said..

[Spr1ngY]

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hello whats ur name ? "coconut" replied coconut "and what may i ask you are doing out here all at sea? are you also trying to commit suicide?" "ah" says the lemon " its actually a long and bloody story of betrayal, deception and fruit salads". "Go on" replies the coconut "ive got all day". ok says the lemon "it all started.......

[ledbythereaper]

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when my friend little mr lemon exploded, it was all a plot by the evil oranges after we all got them screwed for statpadding, but anyway after that happened...

[BeerStein]

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Mr. bananna got his lemons chopped off and the admins thankfully locked this thread.

The End

[MedicManiac]

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Mr. bananna got his lemons chopped off and the admins thankfully locked this thread.

The End

rofl:laugh:

[mullz]

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Theres always one ****Stein that has to be the grumpy old man, Its a nice ray of light out of all this bickering and whining most of this forum does, If you aint got anything decent to contribute to this thread.. leave it alone and go flame someone else..

Nice thread!

After that hectic nightmare, Mr coconut woke up in his bunk to the alarm sirens of the camp! As Mr coconut was scrambling to get his medic kit on he dropped his shock paddles on his fellow soldier who sleeps on the bunk below!

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Holy mother of...

[Sir. Shpox]

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God, Mr. Coconut had Zapped his fellow soldier's **** off !
No this was not any soldier, he was the local whore.
Now Mr.Coconut has zapped the local whore to nothing, what was the army going to do to him ? Would he zap anyone again ? Would he see Mr.Lemon again ? Would they cut his balls off ?

Only in utter frustration, Coconut heard a noise behind him.Then Mr.Coconut turned around and saw Mr.Tits.................

[imported_Panic.fo]

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Standing there with a wild look in his eyes and his willy out..
"Open your mouth bitch!" yelled the crazed mr.Tits at the poor coconut.

"But I'm just a nut! I haven't got a mouth!!" screamed mr.Coconut in a shrill, girly voice and started shivering violently as he was slipping into a state of utter Panic..

"Hrmm.." said mr.Tits,"This is a dilemma..".
Mr.Tits then holstered his 'gun' and yanked out a..

[A_dumb_retard]

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big thick fat veiny penis and proceeded to **** Mr.Cocunut untill he passed out from the ass bleeding he received. Mr. Tits sawed off his arms and legs waking Mr.Cocunut up and then proceeded to drill a while in his head. He eventually died. The end.

[MedicManiac]

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big thick fat veiny penis and proceeded to **** Mr.Cocunut untill he passed out from the ass bleeding he received. Mr. Tits sawed off his arms and legs waking Mr.Cocunut up and then proceeded to drill a while in his head. He eventually died. The end.

Um...wow........

[Sir. Shpox]

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big thick fat veiny penis and proceeded to **** Mr.Cocunut untill he passed out from the ass bleeding he received. Mr. Tits sawed off his arms and legs waking Mr.Cocunut up and then proceeded to drill a while in his head. He eventually died. The end.

Best. Ending. Evar.