The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

[vbl]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

OOOOOOOOLD.

*flames original poster using alot of netspeak and 1337*

Actually the list I made was new. Then I added the older list.

[imported_shadow_vision]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

Heres a couple:

Claymores are not death traps to place atop ladders, they are target practice for grenades ....

If that helicopter you just shot your missile at remains completely still, your missile will decide you're friendly heli is a more desirable target.

If you here a sniper shot fired, run directly to the top of a hill and lay down to activate the invincibility bug.

Your teamates are fresh, ripe potatos needed for "arty stew".

Stop, Look both ways, Think where the enemy is in relation to your team, Turn the corner and Eat the knife waiting there for ya.

Higher quality video cards durastically effect your gameplay. When you're lying dead on the floor from a 203 to the face, you get to watch the enemy hump your face in high def.

[SQUiB]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

Funny Stuff. One of the best posts in a good while but what have you got against sniper rifles? You need to learn to shoot.

[pickled pizza]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

To quickly quit without going into the menu just drop down the console and type "exit", it kicks you right to the desktop instantly.

[imported_shadow_vision]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

Funny Stuff. One of the best posts in a good while but what have you got against sniper rifles? You need to learn to shoot.

Did you mean me ...Cuz i love snipers ... my favorite class ... actually i have not played any other class even close to as much as ive played the sniper ...

Sniper = 82 hours
Assault = 7 hours
Support = 0 hours
Spec Ops = 23 hours
Medic = 2 hours
AT = 0 hours

... its because of this that I can make fun of snipers ... its what I do :p and i can shoot :evil: oh yes, I can shoot

Btw ... if your comment was intended towards the original post then ignore all this

[vbl]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

Funny Stuff. One of the best posts in a good while but what have you got against sniper rifles? You need to learn to shoot.

I didn't comment on sniper rifles. The second list, which does, is from another thread from another set of authors.

[-(PK)-DarkIllusion]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

"You're more likely to get shot down by a tree than an AA missile"

so true

[.damage.nl]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

Grenade launchers are more accurate than sniper rifles.

maybe for the svd/m95 and such, but when i miss with the m24, its my own fault, and not the gun's

[Warbird_7]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

Well, lemme see here...

-Planes are physical incarnations of Santa Claus. They see you when you're hiding, they know when you're in AA, and they KNOW you are on their naughty list judging from how many times they kill you.

-Transport helicopters are not reusable. They are "One-Way-Rockets". Don't even think about going around to pick up more passengers once you are over your destination.

-The "S" button is a tanker's friend and a special forces' enemy.

-If you get a flag neutral, do yourself a favor and look up. It's always better to meet death face on.

-Using AA is like shooting an Alaskan grizzly bear with a .38 Special. It will only tick off the target and make you his number one priority.

-Don't make eye contact with plane/helicopter campers. They'll think you want their Precious and act accordingly.

-If you set it, your team will come (applies to claymores and AT mines).

-By the time you finish reading this sentence, 100 M203s have been fired. By the time you finish reading this sentence, another 100 M203s will have been fired. And by the time you finish reading this sentence, you will understand why people hate n00b-tubers (unless, of course, you are too busy n00b-tubing to read this).

[CaptainPuffy]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

-By the time you finish reading this sentence, 100 M203s have been fired. By the time you finish reading this sentence, another 100 M203s will have been fired. And by the time you finish reading this sentence, you will understand why people hate n00b-tubers (unless, of course, you are too busy n00b-tubing to read this).

ROFLMAO

[-(PK)-DarkIllusion]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

-By the time you finish reading this sentence, 100 M203s have been fired. By the time you finish reading this sentence, another 100 M203s will have been fired. And by the time you finish reading this sentence, you will understand why people hate n00b-tubers (unless, of course, you are too busy n00b-tubing to read this).

LMAO :laugh:

[imported_Claydough]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

pizza is better the killing ppl

[GSG9xSNIPER]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

• Don 't think the best hiding spot is inbetween a vehicle and a wall, this will kill you instantly.Just like the top 3 leaves in a tree for a heli.

[SilverHawk]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

AA Missiles will lose interest in enemies when launched and will pursue friendlies through space, time and perhaps a little bit of mojo in order to grace them with the admiration of your 1337 aiming skills.

[Aradiel]

Re: The realities of BF2. A guide for new players?

Truths:

• [...]
• The most powerful single entity in the game is a yellow, magical crate that falls from the sky. It can kill you in one shot. If it misses, it hands out ammo so that everyone else can kill you instead.
• [...]

Eh eh... Yes crates are powerful
I remember once we played with other -=|MiF|=- Clan buddies on Dalian Plant as USMC and a chinese demolition squad had setup a commander's asset recycling facility on the USMC arty island. We decided to remedy to this situation by boarding the full squad in the battletaxi and flew to the island, circling it while the gunners mopped down the chinese Specforce squad down there.

Our nice and loving commander, always willing to help troopers trying to protect his assets decided it was time to drop a crate of supply somewhere along the beach so that we have a resupply/repair beachhead there once we landed there. Very nice of him... That is... until I saw this damned crate falling from the sky directly above and in front of the cockpit the BH I was piloting.

The last recorded voice comms aboard were somewhat like
Aradiel "uhoh... Crate!!!!"
Crew "Uh? what cr..." <BOOM>
:cry:

Aradiel from the 15s limbo "You can thank our commander..."

So keep this in mind: If it falls from above, it can be dangerous to your health...