"OH SH*T" moments

[DrunkenPirate]

Re: "OH SH*T" moments

Usually when I am prone somewhere and a nade lands right in front of me.
I see it and know I have no chance to get away from it so I usually let out an "Oh ****" :p

[Crazy Monkey]

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Being in a 12 player 64 player size map, apping all the flags, BAM nade.

[AlphaWhiskey]

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yah thats right but u could hop on it & throw a granade in the hale....i dont suggest that.:laugh:

[AlphaWhiskey]

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ok when i was in gulf of oman i got a jeep and loaded it with c4 and drove it into a cluster of peaople waiting for a jet and bailed and detanated it in time to kill 10 guys:laugh:....Thats when u think that the iraqies have a good idea's...

[Light_Wolf]

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True story:

I attended to a LAN-party in Norway called ByLAN. Some friends of one of my friends..(huh)..came over and asked if I wanted to play in a competition on their team, 5 vs. 5. So, we play dalian, on teamspeak with one of my teammates, jumped over to cap a flag. Then, i noticed many (5) black bags littering the area. I say
"Ehm, there's a lot of C4 here."
My buddy in the end went "OH SH*T"
We both laughted hard and long

[Hypnotic_Killer]

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Was on Gulf Of Oman and was 200 meters away from the hotel coming from the US bases to hear a big bang above me i look up and see that to planes had been dog fighting and both hit the same chopper second plane was hit be flying metal etc.. to then see the bits falling out the sky toward me i said oh ****! looking up moving around so i didnt get hit i had the chopper land in front of me and planes on the side with wings at the back i looked around just to say OMFG i survived!

Hypno

[I-Kodiak-I]

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doing some lange range shooting and a guy comes sprinting up to me, and throws a grenade, and I was like awwhh sh*t *BOOM* but those moments when you know you're dead you just dont try moving, you'll just die tired :laugh:

[AFEDslayer]

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WHen your on the carrier going for ajet, and you hear a noise, ya look up and there is an su-34 bomb flying right at your face.

[GreenMonk108]

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At the moment laid a claymore at the entrance after the coast was clear, a friendly soldier out from no where blindly rust in. In result, got a tk and punishment.

[alistah]

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ah k lol, these are good lol, I got a few funny ones.

The team and I were actually trying to do a bit of teamwork on Kubra Dam, we had 2 squads in vehicles moving through the open tunnel on the dam. Then, I hear a loud thunderous sound from outside, as gunner I looked up to see an American jet fly into the tunnel, drop two big mommas and as it flew through the air I could only think of one thing to say. (hey but fo shizzle, that pilot got through the tunnel (I can to (but actually achieved something out of it, killed us all )))

Me and this guy on our team were taking turns to be pilot or fly-by gunner on a jet in Operation Clean Sweep, this guy was really annoying me because he wouldnt' stop crashing the jet like he wasn't even touching the keyboard/mouse, no effort to save us. So after a while of this I became sick of it and went about my own business, running down a road with MEC special forces weapon up I see him flying across the sky and think, that prick, killed me too many times, so I spray 5 rounds into his jet as it passes over head, BOOM! oh for f**k's sake, he must've had so little health, punished for a TK, so annoyed GRR!

Last one - Lanning with some buddies, driving down Karkand road into Karkand from USMC un-capturable base, about to enter, 4 black bags, both of us at the same time yell "MINE!!!" just like in Nemo lol, BOOM!!! the end of us. . .

fun fun fun

[Nagaria]

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in wake, as US spec op, tossed some C4's to destroy the radar station. my mouse buttons are very sensitive, accidently hitting the secondary mouse while still pressing te primary quickly, and BOOM! killed myself. that's one of the moments i remember most.

[imported_Claydough]

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seeing a stolen j-10 hovering over the water facing the carreier. That was hectec and i new he must have been a good pilot( he was hovering and shooting too) He picked us off like flys.

While capping a base u hear the arty. It wasnt mine no arty shoing on map. As I looked up i see these streaks coming down.....................I jumped in a buggy so quick i was like a bat out of hell to only find urself blown up by a arty strike when u thought urself free

[Six.]

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Always great when you're the gunner for a fast vehicle- especially when YOU spot the land mine that your vehicle is heading towards rather speedily... but the DRIVER doesn't.
"Oh Sh1t!" when you don't have a microphone that works and - your remains along with the remains of the car are distributed all over the place before you can even type "LAND MINE!!!" or even "STOP!!!" for that matter.

Other than that- "Oh Sh1t!" when you find some nice quiet cover to picnic/snipe in some bushes- whilst in prone- when all of the sudden, the driver of a vehicle feels the same way about nice quiet cover and runs over you (enemy or not- mostly enemy, because your name and position doesn't show up unless he's looking right at you).
One too many times I've turned around to the sound of engines while in prone- to be wiped out by the final memory of a really big wheel coming at me.

[J3BLi_[MA]]

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Getting kicked for saying "ROFL" while you're on a kill frenzy and owning the enemy.

I've had like 72 points and the one below me had something like 20.

[NLTD_Thy_Mama]

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As Commander, seeing enemy approaching a flag to cap it, artying the site and having 4 tks because a squad rushes in in an apc. Loosing game because team had 4 tickets left. OH SH*T